FINAL QUESTION (I'm summing this up as best I can, but it's a tad incoherent)
CNN: "Reagan did a lot. What will happen at the end of your presidency?"
Rand Paul: "I'm a Reagan conservative. So less war. Peace through strength." (wut)
Huckabee: "The BEST FUCKING MILITARY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. FEAR ME MOTHERFUCKERS. Also, Abortion would be as abolished as slavery. Also the fifties are back, and cancer is cured."
Rubio: "All our allies love us. Also support the opposition to all the dictators everywhere. FREE CUBA".
Cruz: "ALL ACROSS THE WORLD, PEOPLE WILL FEAR THE SOUND OF MY VOICE. Jobs for all! How? Tax reform! Flat tax! Abolish the IRS! Repeal Obamacare!" (He summed it up himself: "Kill the terrorists, repeal Obamacare, and defend the Constitution")
Carson: "Before Reagan, I was a democrat. Reagan sounded logical. Today we are divided, but we are strong when united. Our financial system is in the trash, and people are lying to us. Real leadership." (There's no real way to sum him up without being incoherent, ironically)
Trump: "We will make this country great again. Everything everyone else says is words, but if I'm president, these things will actually happen. With me as president, people will RESPECT US. And it will be a friendlier world."
Bush: "Obama is a failure. How about high growth? We have two percent, how about FOUR PERCENT! Reform entitlement! Fix immigrations! Stuff! High Growth strategy is what is needed, without growth we cannot lead!"
Walker: "People don't just want to hear about why things are bad. How about positive? How about living free from terrorism! Free from big government! I will never back down ever! Never say never!"
Fiorina: "Lady Liberty is tall and strong, torch held high. Lady Justice holds a sword, a warrior for principles. Liberty! Justice! One nation, equal, under god!" (Hers was a very symbol-laden speech)
Kasich: "I will make politicians realize that they are actually human beings. Respect for our allies! America is great because we govern from the bottom up! Citizenship is what matters! Re-inspire the people!!" (Good luck with that)
Christie: "I voted for Reagan! My election will be about you! People are taking advantage of the system. But 'our' administration will level the playing field! As for foreign policy, stick out our chest more!"
I'm off to do some reading on people's reactions.