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[mainiac]

... innit trump sitting the debate out? Or was that a different one? Thought I heard in passing he was abstaining for some debate or another...

That was the forum yesterday I think.  Much lower profile event.  Not worthy of busting out the Trump card.

[Frumple]

Ah. That makes more sense, I suppose. Would kinda' think trump would be spreading himself all over the place, but eh.

[Strife26]

Republican Debate 1 drinking game


Sips:
Every time someone says something that's completely cross-ways to reality*
Someone mispronouncing a word in an amusing fashion
Obvious attempts to ignore whatever Trump is saying
Poor pivots to blame Hilary or President Obama for something
"Fair and balanced"


Decent Swallow:
Every time someone says something that's too racist/offensive to say in polite company*
Blatant pandering to a minority group
Candidate flubbing delivery such that he's advocating the opposite of his actual platform
Blaming Jeb for any of his relatives
Any mention of a candidate's weight or lack thereof
Someone other than Trump bragging about business credentials.
"Hussein"
 

Finish the Drink:
"Thanks Obama!"*
Accusing anyone of treason
Any questioning of legal qualifications to be president


Drink until unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the debaters*
"I think giving them a direct vote in the Electoral College would be a reasonable extension of corporate citizenhood"

Asterisk denotes double value for Donald Trump.
Ex. If the D-man says "Thanks Obama" you'll be finishing your current drink as well as the next one.


Additional additions are of course welcome for the list, provided that you can get enough thread support to override the filibuster.

[mainiac]

Drink until unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the debaters*

I will keep some curare around so I can drink to unconsciousness very quickly if that happens.

[Strife26]

I'll have to get a bottle of something good to be sipping on, thinking about it.

It's a two drink penalty if it's something unAmerican and a one drink penalty if something overly American to the point where you're just drinking light beer.

[darkrider2]

There should probably be a drinking condition for when someone with multiple divorces says "strong family unit/structure/values"

[Descan]

A sip of the gayest drink you can possibly get your hands on.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Additional additions are of course welcome for the list, provided that you can get enough thread support to override the filibuster.

I am issuing an emergency executive order in the face of domestic insurrection to begin a third term for the good of General Discussion.

Republican Debate 1 drinking game


Sips:
Every time someone says something that's completely cross-ways to reality*
Someone mispronouncing a word in an amusing fashion
Obvious attempts to ignore whatever Trump is saying
Poor pivots to blame Hilary or President Obama for something
"Fair and balanced"
"Jobs"
Unmarked Reagan quote
Specific intentional use of "Democrat Party"
Pejorative use of "Liberals"
Promises to repeal Obamacare through Congress
Promises to defund Planned Parenthood
"Rebuilding family values"
"Christian Nation"
Anti-gay statement clearly lacks enthusiasm
Accusing anyone of being a RINO
"Balance the Budget"

Decent Swallow:
Every time someone says something that's too racist/offensive to say in polite company*
Blatant pandering to a minority group
Candidate flubbing delivery such that he's advocating the opposite of his actual platform
Blaming Jeb for any of his relatives
Any mention of a candidate's weight or lack thereof
Someone other than Trump bragging about business credentials.
"Hussein"
2nd Amendment veiled death threat
Explicit nostalgia farming for Regan or Bush Sr.
Low-blow against non-politician family members
Tenuous definitions of socialism*
Transphobic non-sequitur
Suggests radical reduction in authority of the Supreme Court*
Promises to repeal Obamacare through executive order
You are over 90% certain that'll be a highlight on Right Wing Watch by tomorrow
Promises to arrest Planned Parenthood
Dismissive statement towards any/all non-Christians
Outright fabrication about Common Core
Determined to die on the Gay Hill
Godwin'd
Implying Obama is sympathetic to ISIS*
Benghazi
Promises to do anything the President can't do

Finish the Drink:
"Thanks Obama!"*
Accusing anyone of treason
Any questioning of legal qualifications to be president
Anybody actually brings up Romneycare by that name*
Explicit nostalgia farming for Bush Jr.
Promises to repeal Obamacare through constitutional amendment
Attributes anything done by Dubya to Barry
Badmouths Thomas Jefferson, double if coupled with praising Hamilton
Promises to pass Traditional Marriage constitutional amendment
Promising or implying that they will use nuclear weapons*
Muslim Brotherhood Conspiracy Theory
Promises to disestablish in perpetuity any federal agency or department*
Promises to pass Balanced Budget constitutional amendment

Drink until unconsciousness:
You become enthusiastic to vote for one of the debaters*
"I think giving them a direct vote in the Electoral College would be a reasonable extension of corporate citizenhood"
Donald Trump's Hair falls off
Joe Biden announces candidacy during the debate
Promises to repeal Obamacare through deployment of national guard
Chris Christie suddenly assaults Donald Trump
Trump and Cruz actually have the pull-up competition
Promises to prosecute Obama after he leaves office

Asterisk denotes double value for Donald Trump.
Ex. If the D-man says "Thanks Obama" you'll be finishing your current drink as well as the next one.

[Bauglir]

And that's how GD's population dropped by half in a single night through death by alcohol poisoning.

[mainiac]

Which was the card up Trumps sleeve all along.

[Strife26]

So approved, although I think that a balanced list ammendment might be needed if we start straying into omnibus drinking list territory

[smjjames]

It was Perry who challenged Trump to the pull up competition, not Cruz. Perry didn't make it into the main debate though.

I don't drink liquor though, so maybe um, water? lol.

[Frumple]

Can give it a shot. Just be careful, you can hurt yourself running a drinking game with water, too.

[Tomasque]

I think we should a Drink Yourself to a Death category, for only the most immposible things, such as:

Any of the Republican candidates revealing they're actually communists/socialists*
Donald Trump telling everyone he's out of the race because he's gone bankrupt
Debate goes horribly off track after one of the candidates comments on how he likes the prospects of weed farming.

[smjjames]

Meh I probably won't participate, or maybe just pretend, lol.

Also, there should be one for when the debate de-evolves into a shouting match and the moderators completely lose control.

I remember that one debate in the 2012 elections I believe, where the candidates pretty much revolted at the moderator.

Edit: You know, even if Trump doesn't want to do any debate prep at all, he should at least think how he wants to answer policy questions besides the ones he has already voiced.