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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1548409 times)

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19920 on: June 20, 2016, 10:47:51 pm »

But to prepare, he went to a range the day before, and fired a whole 20 rounds before he decided he was ready. Hilarious.

That's 20 more rounds then John Wilkes Booth practiced with.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19921 on: June 20, 2016, 11:07:42 pm »

SCHIP?  Scrap the program to provide healthcare to destitute children in order to pay for tax cuts that mostly go to millionaires?  Sir, are you by any chance a villain from an Edwardian novel?
That was my neoliberal impression
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19922 on: June 20, 2016, 11:10:27 pm »

But to prepare, he went to a range the day before, and fired a whole 20 rounds before he decided he was ready. Hilarious.

That's 20 more rounds then John Wilkes Booth practiced with.

I'm not really sure what you're trying to say, but if you're saying what I think you're saying, Lincoln was about a foot away, unguarded, and still when Booth shot him. Whereas this guy's plan was to snatch a gun from a cop on the other side of a room and shoot Trump; who is physically protected by half a dozen secret service members who've most likely seen the commotion, in the miniscule window of time between getting the gun and getting rekt by the officer whose gun he just wrestled away. The odds of even a highly skilled person managing that are... not excellent.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19923 on: June 20, 2016, 11:11:09 pm »

That was my neoliberal impression
That is exactly what an Edwardian villain would say!

I'm not really sure what you're trying to say

Not a whole lot, TBH
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19924 on: June 21, 2016, 12:03:15 am »

Wonder if the dude realized that he was in Murrica, and he could have just bought his own gun...
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19925 on: June 21, 2016, 12:07:46 am »

"A gun crime in America foiled by a lack of a gun" should really be headline worthy news, sadly.
Also about the attempted-trump-assassin:

A man arrested Saturday at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas told authorities that he grabbed a local police officer's gun in order to kill the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, which he had been planning to do for more than a year.
Sandford then said, according to the filing, that he drove to Nevada from California with the purpose of killing Trump after seeing reports that he would be holding an event in Las Vegas.
According to the report, Sandford was arrested after attempting to grab the officer's gun, saying that he thought the holster was unlocked.
This is actually a pretty good example of a violent crime being thwarted by lack of easy access to a firearm. Really trumps that candidates pro gun argument, he was saved by California's gun control.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19927 on: June 21, 2016, 01:42:44 am »

Wonder if the dude realized that he was in Murrica, and he could have just bought his own gun...

Candidates' rally are gun free zone, I assume there is going to be some kind of screening.

Also, I'm surprised I'm not seeing more crap about this, this is a major candidate being targeted here.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19928 on: June 21, 2016, 02:00:05 am »

Well, he didn't exactly manage much. Also, y'know. US. I think a good chunk of us just kinda' assume there's some number of nutters sincerely plotting to kill one politician or another at all times. It turning out one actually tried is just sorta' eh. Especially considering how unspectacular the attempt was.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19929 on: June 21, 2016, 06:43:02 am »

Also about the attempted-trump-assassin:

A man arrested Saturday at a Donald Trump rally in Las Vegas told authorities that he grabbed a local police officer's gun in order to kill the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, which he had been planning to do for more than a year.

In a complaint filed Monday in U.S. District Court in Nevada by a Secret Service officer, a man named Michael Steven Sandford was charged with an act of violence on restricted grounds at Trump's rally at the Treasure Island Casino in Las Vegas.

The filing cites a Special Agent Swierkowski (his first name was not given), who said that Sandford had said he had lived in the United States for one and a half years, arriving in Hoboken, New Jersey, before going to the Ontario/San Bernardino, California, area. According to the report, Sandford was carrying a driver's license from the United Kingdom.

Sandford then said, according to the filing, that he drove to Nevada from California with the purpose of killing Trump after seeing reports that he would be holding an event in Las Vegas. After arriving in Las Vegas last Friday, Sandford said he went to a gun range to learn how to shoot a gun, which he said he had never done.

According to the report, Sandford was arrested after attempting to grab the officer's gun, saying that he thought the holster was unlocked. The man also said that he would attempt the same maneuver again and had been planning to attempt to kill the candidate for more than a year "but decided to act on this occasion because he finally felt confident about trying it."

Trump hasn't tweeted anything about this yet as far as I can tell. Who wants to take bets on whether he accuses Britain/MI6/The Queen of sending an incompetent assassin to try to take him out?

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19930 on: June 21, 2016, 08:11:13 am »

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19932 on: June 21, 2016, 02:27:04 pm »

Wonder if the dude realized that he was in Murrica, and he could have just bought his own gun...

Candidates' rally are gun free zone

Uhh isn't that against the right to bare arms?

I can think of a LOT of places that would love to be gun free but aren't legally allowed to ban guns from their establishment... Bars for example.
-I have a feeling, those laws changed since I last saw people intentionally walking into them with assault weapons in protest.

Then again schools are also gun free zones... (unless your a student, then they are required for protection)

O_o Well now I am confused.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19933 on: June 21, 2016, 02:32:10 pm »

Wonder if the dude realized that he was in Murrica, and he could have just bought his own gun...

Candidates' rally are gun free zone

Uhh isn't that against the right to bare arms?

I can think of a LOT of places that would love to be gun free but aren't legally allowed to ban guns from their establishment.

No, the government can restrict guns in many places. For example, guns are illegal in public schools, whether or not the owner has a concealed carry permit. AFAIK, guns are also illegal past airport security or in airplanes unless you happen to be part of the TSA.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #19934 on: June 21, 2016, 02:52:09 pm »

Also, I'm surprised I'm not seeing more crap about this, this is a major candidate being targeted here.

It was a harebrained plot.  The Secret Service deals with something like three plots a day to kill the president or a nominee during election season.  It's surprising that it got this much attention.
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