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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1570354 times)

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18780 on: June 02, 2016, 10:50:16 pm »

Anyway, my family still has a claim in for war reparations from the American Civil War, and filing them against Britain too would take away our only ally in this fight (that's never going to go anywhere).
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Last I checked, Abraham Lincoln wasn't a King. What wacky worldline are you from where Lincoln was King and the Confederates won the American Civil War?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18781 on: June 02, 2016, 10:51:50 pm »

Last I checked, Abraham Lincoln wasn't a King. What wacky worldline are you from where Lincoln was King and the Confederates won the American Civil War?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18782 on: June 02, 2016, 10:53:51 pm »

what.

what. no. that makes no sense.

goddamnit how can anybody believe that? that's just so so stupid.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18783 on: June 02, 2016, 10:54:40 pm »

Ah yes, generalize about groups you never met.  ::)  Way too show that you are better then these strawmen.
Hold up, now. I was generalizing about groups I have met, for what it's worth.

That comment was not directed at you.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18784 on: June 02, 2016, 10:55:48 pm »

Last I checked, Abraham Lincoln wasn't a King. What wacky worldline are you from where Lincoln was King and the Confederates won the American Civil War?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18785 on: June 02, 2016, 10:56:58 pm »

what.
what. no. that makes no sense.
goddamnit how can anybody believe that? that's just so so stupid.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18786 on: June 02, 2016, 10:58:01 pm »

what.

what. no. that makes no sense.

goddamnit how can anybody believe that? that's just so so stupid.
It's a pretty logical conclusion when everything you see in the world is clouded by systems of privilege and oppression.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18787 on: June 02, 2016, 11:02:33 pm »

Speaking of which... Paul Ryan endorsed Donald Trump.
Anyone want to guess on how long before Ted Cruz, Glenn Beck and the #nevertrump folks cave in and follow suit? Trump may never be Mr. Perfect, but as the election drags on, sooner or later he'll look like Mr. Good Enough.

Some Trump Vodka should do the trick:

Soon to be Trump Presidential Vodka!
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18788 on: June 02, 2016, 11:03:36 pm »

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18791 on: June 02, 2016, 11:24:55 pm »

Goddamnit OW. I was trying to avoid them for a few months. Cleanse my palate in preparation for The Last Stand.
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« Reply #18792 on: June 03, 2016, 12:00:17 am »

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18793 on: June 03, 2016, 12:40:58 am »

I mean, hell, you try and come up with 20 candidates out of an equally-qualified group of 200 that doesn't discriminate along some grounds without resorting to a random number generator.
... Why not? It'd probably work out better.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #18794 on: June 03, 2016, 01:08:38 am »

Praise R N Jesus, by it's grace you have a job!
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