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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1580541 times)

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16485 on: April 15, 2016, 02:42:40 pm »

We'll change them to mauve, taupe, and octarine.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16486 on: April 15, 2016, 02:49:51 pm »

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16487 on: April 15, 2016, 06:01:24 pm »

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When hell freezes over, and even then only when every US citizen has laid down their life fighting against it.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16488 on: April 15, 2016, 06:09:12 pm »

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When hell freezes over, and even then only when every US citizen has laid down their life fighting against it.
Not to mention that it doesn't solve the problem in the first place :P
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16489 on: April 15, 2016, 06:11:14 pm »

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16490 on: April 15, 2016, 06:11:40 pm »

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When hell freezes over, and even then only when every US citizen has laid down their life fighting against it.
Hah. You can go ahead and die for it, I'll be over here welcoming our new robot overlords.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16491 on: April 15, 2016, 06:12:09 pm »

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16493 on: April 15, 2016, 06:17:07 pm »

You only say that because you have no concept how little power the President of the US actually has.  No matter how much people wail about Trump being the anti-Christ, the checks and balances make that a near impossibility.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16494 on: April 15, 2016, 06:19:39 pm »

Plus, trump wouldn't have a sword, he's not interesting enough to be a sword sort of emperor. He'd have some sort of lame golden gun instead. Or one that fires gold ingots.
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16496 on: April 15, 2016, 06:23:42 pm »

Meh, I don't actually care. If the USA gets Trump then it's okay, since either nothing happens or he finds a way to ruin it. If Clinton wins, either nothing happens or she finds a way to ruin it. If Sanders somehow pulls out a miracle, either nothing happens or he might actually make USA not bad again... or he ruins it. The rest doesn't apparently isin't relevant, except  maybe the Zodiak Killer.


Also, I propose that after Britain eventually retakes America, they should turn the coastal waters into tea.

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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16497 on: April 15, 2016, 06:27:07 pm »

Considering how most of what I've heard recently about the UK involves ya'll attempting to pass crazier laws then we are, are you sure you'd last long enough to attempt that?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16498 on: April 15, 2016, 06:30:25 pm »

Considering how most of what I've heard recently about USA involves Trump either being The Second Coming or actual Anti-Christ, are you sure you won't have another Civil War?
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Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« Reply #16499 on: April 15, 2016, 06:31:42 pm »

If we do, the whole world will be going down with us, all of your economies are inextricably tied into ours.
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