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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1549631 times)

nenjin

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15315 on: March 23, 2016, 08:54:49 pm »

Doesn't matter. When Trump is Emperor President, we're gonna have the best cannonballs. They'll drop so fast, you wouldn't believe how fast. We don't need to waste time doing math, alright? They're gonna be big, they're gonna be fast, and they're gonna leave a yuuuge crater. And we're gonna drop them on ISIS's family, and that'll be that. Problem solved.

You forgot to mention they'll be YUGE.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15316 on: March 23, 2016, 08:57:16 pm »

Wait, this was the Ameripol thread the entire time?!
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15317 on: March 23, 2016, 09:06:00 pm »

At the maximum possible speed, the cannonball would just convert it's mass into energy.

e=mc^2

m=10kg
c=3*10^8

e=9*10^17J

asteroid that killed the dinosaurs released about 4*10^20J

Therefore, a cannonball does not have enough mass to destroy the earth
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15318 on: March 23, 2016, 09:07:23 pm »

What about relativistic mass?  Or something.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15319 on: March 23, 2016, 09:09:23 pm »

Maybe split the derail to the mathematics help thread or something? Just saying as it is a derail.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15320 on: March 23, 2016, 09:10:09 pm »

WTF is reletivistic mass?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15322 on: March 23, 2016, 09:15:16 pm »

At the maximum possible speed, the cannonball would just convert it's mass into energy.


Incorrect. Kinetic energy is uncapped, and has nothing to do with mass-energy conversion.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15323 on: March 23, 2016, 09:16:14 pm »

Fuck.

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15324 on: March 23, 2016, 09:16:47 pm »

Wait, this was the Ameripol thread the entire time?!
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15325 on: March 23, 2016, 09:17:44 pm »

Come on guys, don't make Toady One have to come over here and carve out a chunk of the thread.

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What state? I had ones for Clinton and Sanders for a couple of weeks here in California, but those apparently went away.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15326 on: March 23, 2016, 09:20:18 pm »

yeah, that's what I did. e=mc^2

the moment that cannonball hits anything (like the atmosphere) it would vaporize into plasma and would raise the average temperature of earth's atmosphere by about...

*calculating*

.00017K

So... Yeah.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15327 on: March 23, 2016, 09:20:36 pm »

Come on guys, don't make Toady One have to come over here and carve out a chunk of the thread.

Fuck.

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What state? I had ones for Clinton and Sanders for a couple of weeks here in California, but those apparently went away.

Wisconsin. 20 days to go.

Bizarre thing was it was on a Fox affiliate for Bernie.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15328 on: March 23, 2016, 09:21:38 pm »

*waves airplane director strobe light thingies and directs the derail to another thread*
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #15329 on: March 23, 2016, 11:23:06 pm »

e = mc² is mass energy. Kinetic energy is mv², with m dependent on v by a formula I don't know.
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