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[smjjames]

Looks like Arizona had a lot of absentee ballots in both parties. I wonder if that's standard there?

Arizona has a really long early voting period apparently. It's also how the ghost of Rubios campaign grabbed a chunk of the percentage there.

[Magistrum]

What is strife going on about?

Is he trying to create strife? *wink* *wink*, *nudge* *nudge*

[RedKing]

The Guardian's Hillary tamagotchi keeps reminding me that "I'm not a scientist, just a grandmother with two eyes and a brain."

This is a thing she has said. She said this thing. To me, that's as awkward and WTF as Ben Carson talking about he knows how to deal with Syrian immigrants because he has highly developed frontal lobes.

[smjjames]

I think that's from when she was trying to do the whole abuela thing.

[RedKing]

No, the context was something to do with climate change.

In any case, I don't know whay I stay up to watch the primaries anymore. I just wind up needing a good stiff drink as we proceed on our inexorable death march towards Trump vs. Clinton in November.

And then I have to keep asking myself what I'll do in that hypothetical, and none of the answers are particularly attractive.

[mainiac]

And then I have to keep asking myself what I'll do in that hypothetical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzvY1OzoDbQ

[Shadowlord]

Why nobody knows me... I even shitposted regularly for sometime...
I am in this forum for years...

* Magistrum  goes cry in a corner

Anyways, guess what? I am not gone, I shall be here to spread communism, inform the masses, and take the means of production and end capitalism whenever you need!

What you need is an avatar.

[RedKing]

And then I have to keep asking myself what I'll do in that hypothetical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzvY1OzoDbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2sex1mJNI


I would literally consider falling into a gravshaft instead of voting for Clinton. Because the Vader parallel seems pretty apt.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Whereas Trump seems more like Kylo Ren. He thinks he's a badass, but mostly just throws temper tantrums.
https://twitter.com/kylo_trump

[Shadowlord]

I'd rather vote for Vader than Palpatine. :V

[RedKing]

I'd rather vote for Vader than Palpatine. :V

Cheney's not running. Nor is Benedict XVI.

[mainiac]

I would literally consider falling into a gravshaft instead of voting for Clinton. Because the Vader parallel seems pretty apt.

Bernie Sanders never told you what happened to single payer.

[smjjames]

CNN's percentage is at 58%, but The Guardian's page with the exact same number of votes in is at 1.9%, what even is up with that?

Also, a bit over an hour before the Utah and Idaho results start coming in.

I'd rather vote for Vader than Palpatine. :V

Cheney's not running. Nor is Benedict XVI.

Never heard of Benedict XVI get compared to Palpatine.

[RedKing]

I would literally consider falling into a gravshaft instead of voting for Clinton. Because the Vader parallel seems pretty apt.

If you only knew the power of the dark side.  Bernie Sanders never told you what happened to single payer.

He told me YOU killed it! You and your insurance industry donors!

Now I'm picturing a hologram of Sanders saying, "Help me, Obi-wan Benghazi....you're our only hope."

[mainiac]

He told me YOU killed it! You and your insurance industry donors!

No Redking, we ARE single payer*

*(through a byzantine arrangement of backroom deals and revenue streams that will replicate a unified health system through tax and transfer scheme over the course of several decades of gradual adjustment)

(Man, the footnote really takes the wind out of the sails.  I suddenly understand why villains feel the compulsive need to go into details when they have a captive audience.)

[Rolan7]

I love you guys
And in this case I don't mean that the drunk way