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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1584724 times)

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14550 on: March 14, 2016, 06:27:26 pm »

All I'm saying is, if there was more than one timeline, which there ain't, someone in this one woulda stopped Metallica from releasing Lulu.
Didn't turn out well in your timeline, huh? I guess when you've got a tempora-fascist infestation, your chonologically displaced arse gets stuck with the bad runs :V
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14551 on: March 14, 2016, 06:40:22 pm »

Could be worse.  Could be the timeline where Kurt Cobain didn't get assassinated.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14552 on: March 14, 2016, 06:44:12 pm »

So my 7 year old just inspired an interesting question.  Could a hive mind be elected president?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14553 on: March 14, 2016, 06:44:25 pm »

I had a dream about what would happen in the election.

-Donald Trump misses delegate count by one, Cruz second with about 200 delegates less that Trump. Hillary Clinton wins democrats.
-Contested Convention has Marco Rubio As republican nominee
-Trump and Cruz go independent.
-Clinton gets indicted, drops out of the race.
-Nobody supports Rubio, he drops out, we're left with two independents as nominees, Trump and Cruz.
-Trump wins, makes Sanders his Vice (?? This was a dream, okay? That made no sense to me either.) and as his first action, he makes political parties illegal.
-There was some war, but I woke up before finding out who it was against.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14554 on: March 14, 2016, 06:49:10 pm »

Sanders would probably still be the favorite to win against Trump if he entered late after a Clinton indictment.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14555 on: March 14, 2016, 07:02:53 pm »

So my 7 year old just inspired an interesting question.  Could a hive mind be elected president?
Hell yeah we can, Pathos, that's a great idea!
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14556 on: March 14, 2016, 07:05:48 pm »

Sanders would probably still be the favorite to win against Trump if he entered late after a Clinton indictment.
Why would sanders risk running in this dream world though when he could take the sure thing of someone assassinating trump.
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« Reply #14557 on: March 14, 2016, 07:06:53 pm »

certainly this is becoming a main issue. i heard Bernie denounce trade agreements in person so its really becoming a rallying point.

http://www.npr.org/2016/03/14/470418449/moving-air-conditioning-jobs-to-mexico-becomes-hot-campaign-issue
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« Reply #14558 on: March 14, 2016, 07:14:50 pm »

So my 7 year old just inspired an interesting question.  Could a hive mind be elected president?
Aren't corporations people already, as far as US law is concerned? I guess they might count as hiveminds.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14559 on: March 14, 2016, 07:29:15 pm »

I think the main obstacle would be the "natural born citizen" thing. Corporations aren't citizens, to my knowledge.

EDIT: or born

EDIT: or natural

EDIT: residency requirements might be a neat way to get them to avoid tax havens tho
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14560 on: March 14, 2016, 08:04:41 pm »

If corporations are people, dont the 13th and 14th amendments make it illegal to own them?
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14561 on: March 14, 2016, 08:16:08 pm »

It's more "legal guardianship", with DPOA, and a few other things thrown in.

;)

See, you dont own part of the cpmpany, you buy shares of the company's interests.
(you can weasle around that so much it is nauseating.)
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14562 on: March 14, 2016, 08:24:01 pm »

If that were the case someone should launch a class action suit to get back the money the legal guardians stole from their charges.
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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14563 on: March 14, 2016, 09:00:06 pm »

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Re: Donald J. Trump's Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams 2016 Megathread
« Reply #14564 on: March 14, 2016, 09:02:25 pm »

Hell, they'd probably do better with the youth vote than the current candidates.
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