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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1543646 times)

misko27

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12495 on: February 23, 2016, 11:06:19 pm »

I'd want execution by firing squad / death squad if I were to be executed, whilst I do appreciate hanging when it just breaks your neck, that case where one of Saddam's overweight friends' head was severed by the rope - nope! NOPE!
Yeah, writhing around bleeding to death sounds fun.

Firing squads usually fire into the centre of mass at close range. So they're likely to hit the intestines, stomach, kidneys or lumbar vertebrae. None of those are going to kill you quickly. IIRC a witness said it took about six minutes for the person to die.

Last thing you're ever going to feel? Might as well actually FEEL it.

Rendered deeply unconscious.  Giant weight dropped on head.

Skydiving works, too.

Not sure why it all has to be so elaborate.  Just the desire to ritualize the ending of a life, I guess?  But really... painless, instantaneous death shouldn't be such a difficult thing to do.

It's not every day that Belarus can be held up as an example for others (with respect to Guardian GI) but they conduct executions by shooting the guilty party in the back of the head with a suppressed 9mm pistol at an 'undisclosed location.' That seems a sensible way to go about it. No pomp and circumstance, no spectacle, just getting it done in a quiet and dignified manner. Though their practice of burying the person in secret afterward and simply telling the family that the execution had taken place is a little bit unnecessary.
I would literally rather die by this form of execution then anything else, so it suffices to say that I am a big fan of the idea. That or firing squad. Firing squads are cool. As long as they do the blindfold thing.

I'm biased on this topic, obviously, so disregard as you see fit.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12496 on: February 23, 2016, 11:43:17 pm »

Death by Trump. Trust me, it'll be all the rage soon enough.


Meanwhile, Trump apparently crashed a Glenn Beck speech and sucked all the air out of Beck's sails. That in itself is priceless.

Precaucus registrations were up nearly 25% from 2012. Big turnout tonight, and entrance polls indicate 58% of the voters say they are "angry'. That's about twice the proportion as the other GOP contests so far. Apparently, what happens in Vegas stays bottled up in tight little knots of rage in Vegas.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12497 on: February 23, 2016, 11:49:13 pm »

Also lots of chaos, though I guess things calmed down a bit later. The first intial results will be in pretty soon.

lel, CNN went and projected Trump as the winner before the numbers barely started coming in. It seemed pretty clear that he'd win Nevada anyway.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12498 on: February 24, 2016, 12:09:09 am »

Initial results (5% total reported):

Trump 42
Rubio 24.8
Cruz 20.9
Carson 8.1
Kasich 3.9

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12499 on: February 24, 2016, 12:10:38 am »

The AP has already called the Nevada caucus for Trump. No surprise there.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12500 on: February 24, 2016, 12:19:53 am »

Trump set to give victory speech shortly.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12501 on: February 24, 2016, 12:20:06 am »

Funny how Kasich is behind Carson (and probably falsely boosting Carsons hopes), but then again, didn't he pretty much write off Nevada as a loss with no expectations of much of a vote anyway?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12502 on: February 24, 2016, 12:21:37 am »

I dunno....he wrote off SC but I'm not so sure about how they framed NV. I know his focus now is on MA and OH.


Carson: "I believe that things are starting to happen here." >_<
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/702362327480459264
Ben's baked again. He's becoming the Baghdad Bob of the campaign.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12503 on: February 24, 2016, 12:33:13 am »

Carson: "I believe that things are starting to happen here." >_<

No Carson, no they aren't.

Maybe he's hoping he wins Carson City, ha!

Also, Cruz got Lincolin county. I wonder if Rubio will get the more urban areas since he apparently does well there.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12504 on: February 24, 2016, 12:37:02 am »

Bear in mind that Clark County (Las Vegas) hasn't reported at all yet (and from the sound of things, might be a while to report because of the cray-cray on the ground). Trump's already at 42% WITHOUT Vegas. With Vegas, can he hit 50%? I can't see a moralizing shitwit like Cruz doing well in Sin City.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12505 on: February 24, 2016, 12:40:05 am »

Hey now, Carson currently has 6.9% of the overall vote. That's technically double digits!

Rubio is still keeping ahead of Cruz. He's gonna need a better margin, though, if he's hoping to clinch the consolidation anytime soon.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12506 on: February 24, 2016, 12:47:12 am »

Drudge Report is calling Trump "The Nominee".

EDIT: Livestream of the impending Trump victory speech.

Popcorn material inbound.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12507 on: February 24, 2016, 12:48:02 am »

Ironically, if Kasich drops out, that could very well give Rubio more space between himself and Cruz.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12508 on: February 24, 2016, 12:50:07 am »

Kasich team put out a press release attacking Rubio's performance in Nevada.


Trump speaking now. ITS TRUMPENING.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12509 on: February 24, 2016, 12:53:21 am »

"...and Ohio, we're beating the governor, it's always nice to be beating the governor.."
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