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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1585633 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12330 on: February 20, 2016, 11:56:17 pm »

I'm sorry, are you saying it doesn't constitute carpet bombing or are you saying that it was justified by the results or have I completely misunderstood you?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12331 on: February 21, 2016, 12:02:09 am »

I'm sorry, are you saying it doesn't constitute carpet bombing or are you saying that it was justified by the results or have I completely misunderstood you?

I think you've misunderstood me - I'm saying that it wasn't proof of carpet bombing as a deliberate "this is what we want to do, because we don't care how many people we kill" policy, but as a "we're so weak that literally have no other way to contribute to this decisive campaign." With the rare exception of "Killing you would be trivial, but I don't want to kill you and you don't want to die, so please give up" attacks made from a position of literally insurmountable military advantage, terror for terror's sake is a weapon of weakness, not strength.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12332 on: February 21, 2016, 12:13:44 am »

How would y'all feel about having a World War II thread? You could name-drop Hitler repeatedly and it would be totally appropriate for the topic, unless, of course, you were comparing FDR to Hitler or something. Wait, don't say it. I know what you're thinking.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12333 on: February 21, 2016, 12:15:32 am »

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12334 on: February 21, 2016, 02:21:11 am »

"At one point in his lengthy speech, [Carson] explained how “frontal lobes” in brains won’t be used if people listen to political pundits."

...what?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12335 on: February 21, 2016, 02:42:43 am »

The frontal lobe is often associated with decision making. Carson's probably looks like a tofu burger if you left it marinating overnight in a jar of cannabis and diesel fuel, but the dude is still a neurosurgeon.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12336 on: February 21, 2016, 02:54:13 am »

That's not the first time he's invoked frontal lobes. He said something back in November about knowing that barring Syrian refugees was a good idea because he had "big frontal lobes".
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12337 on: February 21, 2016, 03:33:26 am »

My doctor's professional opinion seems to be that high-value surgeons of that nature are effectively required to be egotistical to the point of narcissism in order to have the self-confidence required for their job. Do with that what you will.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12338 on: February 21, 2016, 09:04:55 am »

It's been suggested before that Carson is delusional or is otherwise 'not quite all there'.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12339 on: February 21, 2016, 09:07:36 am »

Didn't we know he was a narcissist already from the jesus paintings?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12340 on: February 21, 2016, 09:25:21 am »

What jesus paintings? Also, religious =/= narcississisisic (too many s's, blar)
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12343 on: February 21, 2016, 11:19:09 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzskJZA53U0

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #12344 on: February 21, 2016, 12:57:30 pm »

They don't look anything like the candidates...  ???
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