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Author Topic: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée  (Read 1581198 times)

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11490 on: February 11, 2016, 12:24:10 am »

"We're not surrendering, we're just turning ourselves in."
That's a bit like saying "We didn't lose, we just scored less points."
They're deciding it's a strategic withdrawal to new battlegrounds. Sounds better that way!
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11491 on: February 11, 2016, 12:24:55 am »

Those mean the same thing, but whatever floats their boat I guess.

I suppose they'll give the Feds as much 'resisting arrest' as they possibly can?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11492 on: February 11, 2016, 12:27:56 am »

If they do, they could still wind up dead. I don't believe for a second that they'll show up at the surrender point totally unarmed. Somebody's gonna pack a holdout.


EDIT: And again, I maintain that if these weren't white people, this would have been over a lot faster and messier. And the people currently defending these sorry asses would have been cheering the loudest.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11493 on: February 11, 2016, 12:35:42 am »

That would unfortunately be true.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11494 on: February 11, 2016, 12:38:45 am »

"We need a cell service that a cell tower can't cut off"
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11495 on: February 11, 2016, 12:40:17 am »

So, like, a private geostationary satellite?
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11496 on: February 11, 2016, 12:42:37 am »

Note: singing doesn't work well over a cell connection.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11497 on: February 11, 2016, 12:43:16 am »

Apparently, but they wouldn't actually be able to suggest something so advanced.

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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11498 on: February 11, 2016, 12:45:03 am »

Track's so hot it should do several years in prison for illegally setting fires on federal property!


E: Sounds like it's mostly wound down but for the final prayers. We'll see how the morning surrender goes tomorrow.

I'm pretty sure Pedro is the winner tonight. He's the hero they deserve.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11499 on: February 11, 2016, 01:31:44 am »

The irony of these guys saying everything short of "God is Great!" is killing me. If only we could get this playing in the background of Fox News casts about radical Islam.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11500 on: February 11, 2016, 07:42:49 am »

EDIT: And again, I maintain that if these weren't white people, this would have been over a lot faster and messier. And the people currently defending these sorry asses would have been cheering the loudest.
Again, the FBI are professionals. They wouldn't have done anything differently had they been be dealing with blacks.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11501 on: February 11, 2016, 08:05:58 am »

The higher-ups probably would have reacted differently though. This is as much a political matter as it is a judicial/law enforcement one.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11502 on: February 11, 2016, 08:53:33 am »

EDIT: And again, I maintain that if these weren't white people, this would have been over a lot faster and messier. And the people currently defending these sorry asses would have been cheering the loudest.
Again, the FBI are professionals. They wouldn't have done anything differently had they been be dealing with blacks.
Wouldn't have even made it to the FBI if they had been non-white. Local/state law enforcement would have taken care of it.

And as someone who has worked very closely with Federal law enforcement...trust me, they have racists in their ranks too.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11503 on: February 11, 2016, 09:12:11 am »

In 1967, 30 armed Black Panthers occupied the State Capitol in Sacramento. They were openly carrying guns, and actually entered the Senate chamber before walking out. None of the were shot.

Meh, at least the FBI didn't kill any POC at Waco.
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Re: Ted Cruz's Adult Coloring Book and Chill 2016 Megathread
« Reply #11504 on: February 11, 2016, 10:06:23 am »

Last I looked, it wasn't 1967 or 1993.
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