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Author Topic: Zoo12 - All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.  (Read 5334 times)

MonkeyHead

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   Operator of a food stall, donuts/ice-cream.  Slightly above average pricing.  Highlight-themed names for products if allowed, ie, Bengal Surprise, etc.
Spoiler: Frozen goods for all! (click to show/hide)

Here you go - I added a lil picnic area for you, along with a restroom and some bins. I predict a massive rush of customers, who litter up the area and mess up the toilets, which as nobody wants to work in maintenance yet, we will ignore for entertainments sake. Nothing says Zoo like litter and human sewage, after all.

Though, 2 months on, no ice cream rush has emerged, with only 2 people deciding that overpriced sugar goods are what they came to a zoo for. Money is tight agian - I hope some mystery benefactor dies and lets the penguin inherit their fortune.

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Spoiler: List of Workers (click to show/hide)
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GLORIOUS CONQUEST!!!

But this domain is too large to have all on my own. I demand... A wife!
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BIRDS.

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We are way below our GLORIOUS NOSE QUOTA. The disappointing ice cream sales can be entirely explained by the short NOSES of our animals. What tourist in its right mind would leave after being insulted by the display of such short NOSES.

As such, I'll request an elephant, to get OUR GLORIOUS NOSE QUOTA back on track.

Animal:Elephant.
Enslosure: In order to keep cost down, I'll only ask for a 1*5 enclosure. Between the tiger and chimp enclosure. And knock down the fences on both side, so I have a bit more room.
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Haha, i wanna join too

Animal:Unicorn*
Enclosure:Just a 4x4 enclosure with some trees

*You should be able to buy unicorns if you rename one of your exhibits Xanadu. At leats that's what the wiki says
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MonkeyHead

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GLORIOUS CONQUEST!!!

But this domain is too large to have all on my own. I demand... A wife!

This I can do.

We are way below our GLORIOUS NOSE QUOTA. The disappointing ice cream sales can be entirely explained by the short NOSES of our animals. What tourist in its right mind would leave after being insulted by the display of such short NOSES.

As such, I'll request an elephant, to get OUR GLORIOUS NOSE QUOTA back on track.

Animal:Elephant.
Enslosure: In order to keep cost down, I'll only ask for a 1*5 enclosure. Between the tiger and chimp enclosure. And knock down the fences on both side, so I have a bit more room.

Pretty sure I can stretch to a small elephant enclosure, but you confuse me with the fencing description.
. Scrub that, elephants are unlocked with 9 to 12 months of further research. No longnoses yet. Any other requests?

Haha, i wanna join too

Animal:Unicorn*
Enclosure:Just a 4x4 enclosure with some trees

*You should be able to buy unicorns if you rename one of your exhibits Xanadu. At leats that's what the wiki says

I might be short of the funds to do this just yet, but will do as soon as is practical.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2015, 11:23:02 am by MonkeyHead »
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Sheb

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Well, it was a roundabout way to ask you to unit the Bengali and Chimp enclosure, and plop an elephant in the middle.
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MonkeyHead

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Well, it was a roundabout way to ask you to unit the Bengali and Chimp enclosure, and plop an elephant in the middle.

Haha, if only we had unlocked elephants. Alas, we require more conservation funding to manage this.
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Sheb

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We have Bengal tiger but no elephant?
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MonkeyHead

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We have Bengal tiger but no elephant?

Yep. Silly, huh? I do have Rhinos, which have an impressive enough nose of their own though...
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Sheb

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Ok, let's go for Rhino.
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Ok, let's go for Rhino.

Will do. Lets see how well 2 tigers, a rhino and a chimp get on.

Tell a lie, I do actually have elephants unlocked. Just not enough cash to buy one. I barely have enough for a rhino, frankly!
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Xeron

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I would like to become a gorilla.
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Sheb

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Can't you cheat in some more cash? It's not like we're seriously playing this anyway.
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MonkeyHead

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I would like to become a gorilla.

I have not got access to them yet. You can be a chimp or a baboon.

Can't you cheat in some more cash? It's not like we're seriously playing this anyway.

You know what? that sounds like a good idea. I shall do just that after the rhino experiment.
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I want a snake.  you have snakes or giant lizards?
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