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[utunnels]

Well, they were sparring on the top of my tower. The barrack was surrounded by fortifications and a door.
I didn't know how, but three dorfs plus one baby fell from z=154 and slammed into the ground (z=130).

I guess they tangled together while falling and constantly slammed into each other until ... bam!

Urist McDwarvenBaby has been found dead.

Now three dorfs are in hospital. Two of them are on the same and only bed. The dwarven mother is lying on the floor, feeling hopeless.

[Sergarr]

lol

[utunnels]

Hmm, the militia commander now has become the only soldier.
He is now waiting for combat training in the barrack.

Obviously he didn't see what happened.
"How great it is to be surrounded by family!"

I bet he's wondering: wtf, where is everybody suddenly?


Well the mother was dead. I found the father was the one who was sparring with her.

He's still in the hospital. Poor guy.


The father died of infection eventually.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

Ouch.

[Naryar]

Had the same thing happen between two of my militia dwarves, they took a tumble down the volcano.

I have no idea how that happened, since the barracks were fully enclosed at the time.

[utunnels]

Well I think I kinda figured it out.
The room include walls/foritications and the door was among them, so it was possible they were training on the door tile.

[kingu]

(40.19) I had 2 sparring dwarfs teleport into the caverns wich were sealed at the moment. I only noticed when they were murdered by a GCS. And yes the caverns were fully sealed off. I tested it with trying to build a wall. No fortifications. a one tile wide natural wall.

[YHVH]

Well, they were sparring on the top of my tower. The barrack was surrounded by fortifications and a door.
I didn't know how, but three dorfs plus one baby fell from z=154 and slammed into the ground (z=130).

I guess they tangled together while falling and constantly slammed into each other until ... bam!

Urist McDwarvenBaby has been found dead.

Now three dorfs are in hospital. Two of them are on the same and only bed. The dwarven mother is lying on the floor, feeling hopeless.

Somehow, the dorfs have fused with each other.

[pisskop]

is the baby okay?

[omega_dwarf]

iirc, dwarves can throw each other through fortifications when sparring or fighting.

As for the caverns, beware the diagonal gaps with down staircases...(if there's a space diagonally adjacent and one level down from your stairwell, things can fly and climb into your fort, although your dwarves won't be able to build stuff on the other side.) Your dwarves may have decided to climb down, idk why; scared of cavern creatures or fighting them, probably (I believe it constitutes a line of sight.)

[wierd]

I am a bad man.. but this is how I interpret that combat report.

Baby gets dislodged from mommy's grasp, and bounces into daddy.

The dwarven baby slams into the sword dwarf!

Then the baby bounces off daddy, and slams back into mommy.

The dwarven baby slams into the sword dwarf!

This repeats consistently as they are falling.
Eventually mommy and daddy collide with each other as well

The sword dwarf slams into the swordwarf!

and somehow the baby starts getting bounced between them again.

Then they hit the ground.

[Thisfox]

"Aaaaaah! I'm falling! Save my baby!" {throw}
"You save her! I'm falling too!" {throw}
"No, you save her! You're falling slower!" {throw}
"No, you save her! You have better armour!" {throw}
"No, you save her!" {throw}
"No, you save her!" {throw}
"No, you save her!" {throw}
"No, you save her!" {throw}
"No, you save her!" {throw}
"No, you save her!" {throw}
{repeat etc}
SPLATT

[Graknorke]

top kek

[Uristides]

I am a bad man.. but this is how I interpret that combat report.

Baby gets dislodged from mommy's grasp, and bounces into daddy.

The dwarven baby slams into the sword dwarf!

Then the baby bounces off daddy, and slams back into mommy.

The dwarven baby slams into the sword dwarf!

This repeats consistently as they are falling.
Eventually mommy and daddy collide with each other as well

The sword dwarf slams into the swordwarf!

and somehow the baby starts getting bounced between them again.

Then they hit the ground.

This was going on my mind the whole time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fsQwqh6rzs . Except this one ends *DWARFSPLOSION! +3,000,000,000 NEW HIGH SCORE* (now we need a DF pinball machine)

[wierd]

I KNOW that is NOT how they meant this song to be interpreted... But DAMN...

It makes so much more sense when you imagine him as the BALL.