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[Kassire]

2,
We're a Badass for goodness sake!

[Sensei]

2, we don't have Fighting: 100% for nothing.

[Parisbre56]

2,
We're a Badass for goodness sake!

+1 Not only that, imagine the great story it would make: "Did I ever tell you about the time I carried a dozen saddlebags all across bandit filled wilderness, filled with people ready to ambush me, with nobody to aid me but my warhorse Dog and my dog Cat?"

[hector13]

2,
We're a Badass for goodness sake!

+1 Not only that, imagine the great story it would make: "Did I ever tell you about the time I carried a dozen saddlebags all across bandit filled wilderness, filled with people ready to ambush me, with nobody to aid me but my warhorse Dog and my dog Cat?"

[Shadowlord]

1: Thieves could steal the gold while we're asleep. I mean, if this was a conventional video game, I'd say fuck it because you can go a year without sleeping in virtually every video game ever made, but in this case the author might actually punish us for our overconfidence.

[Un67]

I loaded the gold into Dog's saddlebags and continued on my way. The journey went well for the first half, but I knew that it was too good to be true. Sure enough, halfway back to Tornassa, a large group of bandits attacked.

I struck out at the bandits with chain-lightning. (Needs 85 Conjuration)
I created an illusionary fog. (Needs 65 Illusion)
I cast a spell of fear upon the bandits. (Needs 85 Enchantment)
I let the bandits have the money.

It was frustrating to watch them take the money and leave, but there was nothing I could do about it. At least I got away with my life.

1) I decided to focus on Alchemy. (62)
2) I decided to focus on Conjuration. (7)
3) I decided to focus on Divination. (100)
4) I decided to focus on Enchantment. (21)
5) I decided to focus on Healing. (100)
6) I decided to focus on Illusion. (7)
7) I decided to focus on Necromancy. (48)
8) I decided to focus on Summoning. (56)
9) I decided to focus on Transmutation. (17)
10) I continued to study a little bit of everything.

Spoiler: Current Stats (click to show/hide)

Gorl Rockeater, an angelic troll wizard.
Age: 56

You are destined for heaven: 126 good karma.
Body: 63%
Personality: 27%
Willpower: 37%
Fame: 24%
 
MAGIC:
Alchemy: 62%
Conjuration: 7%
Divination: 100%
Enchantment: 21%
Healing: 100%
Illusion: 7%
Necromancy: 48%
Summoning: 56%
Transmutation: 17%

KNOWLEDGE:
Arcana: 95%
Agriculture: 35%
Diplomacy: 100%
Economics: 45%
Fighting: 100%
Geography: 92%
History: 95%
Nature: 100%
Religion: 100%
Smithing: 12%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 100%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: Cat the dog
My warhorse named Dog.

- My mean parents.
- a human named Hermann, my wife
- my child, a gnome named Harold
- a human named Stewart, the fighter from my adventuring days.
- a human named Maris, the thief from my adventuring days.

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 210
Royal Family: 30
Elves: 50
Dwarves: 35
Orcs: 25
Thieves Guild: 50
Mage Guild: 175
Fighters Guild: -15

Gold: 10648

INVENTORY:
A wizardly staff.
A magical amulet that my grandfather used to own.

[Kassire]

Huh, no mess everything up with our-godlike ability.
I'd say either 7 or 8 though

[hector13]

ILLUSION

every gods-damn time I say this and it could've saved us a literal cart-load of money in this instance.

I maintain you're all a bunch of fools

[StrawBarrel]

1: Thieves could steal the gold while we're asleep. I mean, if this was a conventional video game, I'd say fuck it because you can go a year without sleeping in virtually every video game ever made, but in this case the author might actually punish us for our overconfidence.

Shadowlord, you are the oracle. May your foresight lead us through these dark times.

8 Summoning

[Arcvasti]

4

Enchantment could be quite useful.

[Shadowlord]

Enchantment keeps coming up as a possible weapon in battles, and it's our highest skill that would have provided a method of success in that last one, so I'm with Arcvasti:

4

[Neonivek]

4

All our really low skills have no real hope of ever getting back up to par.

[NRDL]

4

[Broken]

2,
We're a Badass for goodness sake!

It was frustrating to watch them take the money and leave, but there was nothing I could do about it. At least I got away with my life.

LOL

Anyway, Necromancy

[Sensei]

2,
We're a Badass for goodness sake!

It was frustrating to watch them take the money and leave, but there was nothing I could do about it. At least I got away with my life.

LOL

This is remarkably frustrating. :/