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[darkpaladin109]

3?
We won't be wasting money we could propably end up spending on something else, at least.

[Parisbre56]

Spoiler: This is a joke (click to show/hide)

One night, I had a craving for ice cream.
1) I used the dragonwish.
2) I bought some ice cream. (Needs 20 gold)
I stole some ice cream. (Needs 5 Thievery)
3) I used my contacts in the thieves guild to "procure" some ice cream. Grade A 100℅ pure ice cream too, none of those cut-with-yoghurt crap. (Needs 5 Thief Faction)
4) I had predicted this would happen, so I already had a bowl of ice cream in my hands. (Needs 5 Divination)
5) I made some ice cream. (Needs 5 Alchemy)
6) I beat up a little girl and took her ice cream. (Needs 5 Fighting)
7) I cut some from the ice cream tree the dwarves had gifted me with. (Needs 5 Nature and 5 Diplomacy)
I tortured the royal cook until he made some. He would had done it even if I hadn't tortured him, but his blood and cries of desperation added to the taste.
9) I remembered I was on a diet.

3?
We won't be wasting money we could propably end up spending on something else, at least.

+1
Nationalising their private army would definitely help increase the stability of the lands. If war games set in the modern era have taught us anything, it is that all PMCs are probably going to betray you eventually.

[Neonivek]

I am honestly astonished the game didn't get rid of any of our Karma for this

also

2

(also seriously? There is no stealing icecream in there? Like outright? No history check to discover the lost city of icecream?)

[Arcvasti]

3

[Shadowlord]

2

Are we supposed to train the entire nation's untrained poverty-stricken and starving populace in war ourselves? Also, if they're drafted that may fuck the economy and food situation even worse. If the game does that.

We have 10k gold. We can afford this, and if the FG tries to backstab us later we have lolhigh relations with the MG.

[darkpaladin109]

Are we supposed to train the entire nation's untrained poverty-stricken and starving populace in war ourselves? Also, if they're drafted that may fuck the economy and food situation even worse. If the game does that.

We have 10k gold. We can afford this, and if the FG tries to backstab us later we have lolhigh relations with the MG.

...Oh yeah, that was what that meant..
Switching my vote to 2, then, since we're supposed to be playing a good guy.

[gimlet]

Why not 5?  We can just MAKE some, although I am a bit curious what blood and desperation tastes like.  And it might train alchemy a bit...

So 5.

[darkpaladin109]

Why not 5?  We can just MAKE some, although I am a bit curious what blood and desperation tastes like.  And it might train alchemy a bit...

So 5.

What made you think that not doing anything about the situation with the Fighter's Guild is going to train our alchemy?

[Shadowlord]

Maybe he was really, really tired? (GO TO BED, ME)

[Broken]

3, i am sure money will be useful later.

[NRDL]

2

[Chosrau]

3 Why waste gold on something if we have the necessary skill to do it without spending anything?

[Lord_lemonpie]

5. Alchemy is useful after all

[ArKFallen]

One night, I had a craving for ice cream.
1) I used the dragonwish.
2) I bought some ice cream. (Needs 20 gold)
I stole some ice cream. (Needs 5 Thievery)
3) I used my contacts in the thieves guild to "procure" some ice cream. Grade A 100℅ pure ice cream too, none of those cut-with-yoghurt crap. (Needs 5 Thief Faction)
4) I had predicted this would happen, so I already had a bowl of ice cream in my hands. (Needs 5 Divination)
5) I made some ice cream. (Needs 5 Alchemy)
6) I beat up a little girl and took her ice cream. (Needs 5 Fighting)
7) I cut some from the ice cream tree the dwarves had gifted me with. (Needs 5 Nature and 5 Diplomacy)
I tortured the royal cook until he made some. He would had done it even if I hadn't tortured him, but his blood and cries of desperation added to the taste.
9) I remembered I was on a diet.

This is not an official post. Parisbre56 please spoiler it so this:

5. Alchemy is useful after all

stops happening. This is like the second time.

[Parisbre56]

I thought it was obvious it was a joke, but sure, if it's causing problems.