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[Un67]

I got to be the hero in the lie we told the people. I was commended for my bravery and for preserving the royal line by stopping the assassin from killing both princes.
(Fame +1)

Nobody questioned the death of the king, Princess Emily, Prince Eric, and Wizard Fraledan. We were able to bury the bodies before anyone had a chance to investigate our story and uncover the truth. Queen Audrey, King Gareth and Princess Emily's mother, was never the same after the death of her children and became unfit to rule. I suspected that her living with the Mad King had probably caused more damage than his death, but either way she abdicated the throne. Prince Travis, as the next in line, was crowned king a few days after King Gareth's funeral.

After having spent a few weeks in the castle helping King Travis through his troubles, I was eager to leave. My parting never happened, however, because King Travis declared me to be the new royal wizard. I was taken completely by surprise; even my Divination magic hadn't foreseen this turn of events! It was a historic moment, a troll becoming the royal wizard to the king of Daria.

1) I decided that I would strive to bring forth a new Golden Age for Daria.
2) I decided that I would dominate all the lands, using Daria as my tool.

Spoiler: Current Stats (click to show/hide)

Gorl Rockeater, an angelic troll wizard.
Age: 50

You are destined for heaven: 126 good karma.
Body: 63%
Personality: 27%
Willpower: 37%
Fame: 21%
 
MAGIC:
Alchemy: 62%
Conjuration: 7%
Divination: 100%
Enchantment: 21%
Healing: 100%
Illusion: 7%
Necromancy: 48%
Summoning: 56%
Transmutation: 17%

KNOWLEDGE:
Arcana: 75%
Agriculture: 35%
Diplomacy: 100%
Economics: 20%
Fighting: 100%
Geography: 57%
History: 85%
Nature: 100%
Religion: 90%
Smithing: 12%
Thievery: 0%
Warcraft: 100%

FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS:
Familiar: Cat the dog
My warhorse named Dog.

- My mean parents.
- a human named Hermann, my wife
- my child, a gnome named Harold
- a human named Stewart, the fighter from my adventuring days.
- a human named Maris, the thief from my adventuring days.

FACTIONS:
Kingdom Citizens: 40
Royal Family: 30
Elves: 20
Dwarves: 15
Orcs: -15
Thieves Guild: 35
Mage Guild: 150
Fighters Guild: 15

Gold: 10648

INVENTORY:
A glowing orb of Dragon-Magic called a Dragonwish.
A wizardly staff.
A magical amulet that my grandfather used to own.

[StrawBarrel]

1 We should make the kingdom successful again.

[Arcvasti]

1

[Oneir]

1

These weirdly binary moral choices are probably a lot funnier when you're an omnipotent ferengi death wizard. "Well, I did just incinerate an orphanage instead of buying firewood, but I have strong feelings about universal health care..."

[Shadowlord]

We're shit at agriculture and economics but are a grandmaster at diplomacy, divining, healing, fighting, and warcraft, with high scores in religion, arcana, and history. Dominating the world is almost certainly going to be easier, so:

2! Try to take over the world! (and then think of all the good we can do to it! Mwah-ha-ha)

[Un67]

It might actually be easier to dominate the world, but not for the reasons you're thinking of. Let's just say that all the skills you listed will come in handy at some point.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

We're shit at agriculture and economics but are a grandmaster at diplomacy, divining, healing, fighting, and warcraft, with high scores in religion, arcana, and history. Dominating the world is almost certainly going to be easier, so:

2! Try to take over the world! (and then think of all the good we can do to it! Mwah-ha-ha)

+1.
I think it will be interesting!

[Parisbre56]

We're shit at agriculture and economics but are a grandmaster at diplomacy, divining, healing, fighting, and warcraft, with high scores in religion, arcana, and history. Dominating the world is almost certainly going to be easier, so:

2! Try to take over the world! (and then think of all the good we can do to it! Mwah-ha-ha)

+1.
I think it will be interesting!

Exactly. Like every "villain" before us, we will try to conquer the world with good intentions. Only unlike them, we will actually succeed and create a utopia, not only for us, but for Harold too, a mighty kingdom that will retain its greatness long after our death. There will be no wars, no senseless attacks between nations. Nobody will be harassed by illegal toll collectors. All armies will band together to face the pestilence of dragons, instead of relying on small bands of adventurers. Nobody will have to suffer deaths of their loved ones at the hands elven armies like we did. As an angel, it is our job, nay, our duty to protect the world from itself. And if some extra blood has to be spilt to achieve that... than so be it. Their sacrifices will be for the greater good. They will be greatly outweighed by the lives saved in the long run.

Therefore, 2.

[Arcvasti]

We're shit at agriculture and economics but are a grandmaster at diplomacy, divining, healing, fighting, and warcraft, with high scores in religion, arcana, and history. Dominating the world is almost certainly going to be easier, so:

2! Try to take over the world! (and then think of all the good we can do to it! Mwah-ha-ha)

+1.
I think it will be interesting!

Exactly. Like every "villain" before us, we will try to conquer the world with good intentions. Only unlike them, we will actually succeed and create a utopia, not only for us, but for Harold too, a mighty kingdom that will retain its greatness long after our death. There will be no wars, no senseless attacks between nations. Nobody will be harassed by illegal toll collectors. All armies will band together to face the pestilence of dragons, instead of relying on small bands of adventurers. Nobody will have to suffer deaths of their loved ones at the hands elven armies like we did. As an angel, it is our job, nay, our duty to protect the world from itself. And if some extra blood has to be spilt to achieve that... than so be it. Their sacrifices will be for the greater good. They will be greatly outweighed by the lives saved in the long run.

Therefore, 2.

Changing my vote to 2.

[hector13]

2! for the love of everything holy, 2!

We gotta teach young Harold that having power means abusing it and taking over the world.

[Neonivek]

2... HOPEFULLY the game won't just make this option super evil.

[Broken]

well, it seems 2 will win.

[Aerval]

Is this really still the bay12 forum   (well, we prefered learning about Nature over Smithing and are bros with the treelovers, so probably not)

It might actually be easier to dominate the world

In that case I obvoiusly choose 1

[darkpaladin109]

We're shit at agriculture and economics but are a grandmaster at diplomacy, divining, healing, fighting, and warcraft, with high scores in religion, arcana, and history. Dominating the world is almost certainly going to be easier, so:

2! Try to take over the world! (and then think of all the good we can do to it! Mwah-ha-ha)

+1.
I think it will be interesting!

Exactly. Like every "villain" before us, we will try to conquer the world with good intentions. Only unlike them, we will actually succeed and create a utopia, not only for us, but for Harold too, a mighty kingdom that will retain its greatness long after our death. There will be no wars, no senseless attacks between nations. Nobody will be harassed by illegal toll collectors. All armies will band together to face the pestilence of dragons, instead of relying on small bands of adventurers. Nobody will have to suffer deaths of their loved ones at the hands elven armies like we did. As an angel, it is our job, nay, our duty to protect the world from itself. And if some extra blood has to be spilt to achieve that... than so be it. Their sacrifices will be for the greater good. They will be greatly outweighed by the lives saved in the long run.

Therefore, 2.

..I agree. 2!

[Gradiant]

2.