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[darkpaladin109]

I really like brains.

Let's play hide and seek!

[Pavellius]

You'll pay your hide, you sneak!

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

[zomara0292]

Shows on, Thanks to all the piss.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[Pavellius]

I'd love to munch on your nuts.

Ground Control to Major Tom, take your protein pill and put your helmet on.

[Yourmaster]

Groove control to Magic Tom, take your protien kill and put your mailman on.

Pandas are a type of bear.

[PrivateNomad]

Sandals are a type of pear

A game of true evil

[Tawa]

A game of two ovals

That's my sand box. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end; that's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.

[Lord_lemonpie]

A gay is true evil
Ninja'd

That's my sand fox. I'm not allowed to go in her deep end; that's where i saw the lepra, Shaun. It tells me to churn thighs

New York used to be owned by the Dutch

[zomara0292]

Used fork used to do toads for lunch.

I think I forgot my keys in her car, again.

[Lord_lemonpie]

I think I forgot my knees in her cunt, again.

Toady one is a god

[LuckyKobold]

Corrupting the Above sentence would be 3rd degree heresy!

I like Medieval Warfare!

[Tawa]

I lick medieval wart fairs.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

I am a wizard named Tim the Enchanter. But you can call me fred.

[Fniff]

I am a wizard, Tim the Enchanter. But you can still call me, Fred.
"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."