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Author Topic: Autocorrect: A game of true evil  (Read 1385 times)

Tomasque

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Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« on: December 28, 2014, 09:50:06 pm »

 The way this game works is that the person who posts replaces some words the sentence above with different (but similar) words. The result should be a something twisted and horrible, nothing a kind and loving person would say. Then the he/she will write their own sentence, preferably something kind or neutral, so it won't spoil the fun for the next person. Remember to be creative!

 Since I am the first person, I'll make the first sentence.

"Remember to wear your jersey for soccer, so that they won't throw you off of the team."
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2014, 09:53:39 pm »

"Remember to wire your jersey for a shocker, so that they won't throw your guff on the beam."

"Sorry, I thought it was one word."
« Last Edit: December 28, 2014, 10:09:20 pm by MrVoid »
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2014, 11:11:52 pm »

Charles glanced at the pincushioned interrogation victims across the room, and then at his own screaming subject.  "Sorry, I thought it was one sword."

"I'm going down to the market to buy some cider."
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2014, 12:21:41 am »

I'll go in. DARN THE MEERKATS! to die some cycles.

You are the most fantastic human being I have ever met in my whole entire life!
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Tomasque

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2014, 10:58:53 am »

You are the most fantastic human, being that I have never mated in my whole entire life.


Let's go play some cards down by the pool.
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2014, 12:08:41 pm »

Let's go tie some bards down by the pool

Look it's batman
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2014, 12:28:06 pm »

Look its the fat man.

I would like to have a pet horse.

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2014, 12:32:31 pm »

"I would like to shave a pet wh*re."

"Mommy, how are children made?"
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2014, 12:52:54 pm »

Mommy, I'll cut you with my blade.

I like the Wilderness.

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2014, 05:30:24 pm »

I fight the wildabeast

Attack my minions
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2014, 05:42:42 pm »

Attack the Monkeys!

 Cats feel soft.
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Tomasque

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2014, 06:01:49 pm »

Cats kill Croft.

 I like to pet animals. It feels great.
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Tawa

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2014, 06:22:40 pm »

I like to put animals in steel grates.

Chicken wings taste good.
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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2014, 06:26:34 pm »

Chicken wangs taste good.

Always remember to bring a towel.

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Re: Autocorrect: A game of true evil
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2014, 06:44:44 pm »

Always remember to bring their bowels

I really like trains
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