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Lyeos

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2014, 03:45:56 pm »

Digest that chunk of myself.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2014, 03:49:24 pm »

Digest that chunk of myself.
[1] You fail to digest the chunk. Instead, you throw it away, then the chunk gets eaten by a jaguar.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2014, 03:50:23 pm »

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DEVOUR THE JAGUAR!
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2014, 03:52:38 pm »

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DEVOUR THE JAGUAR!
[3] You jump at the jaguar's face and devours his head, but unfortunately, the rest of his body gets eaten by a lion.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #19 on: December 27, 2014, 03:55:19 pm »

FIRE PLASMA AT THE FIGHTER
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2014, 03:57:12 pm »

FIRE PLASMA AT THE FIGHTER
[3] You attempt to fire plasma at the fighter, but you remember that you don't have that ability. Then you remember that you don't have a brain. You vomit at the fighter.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2014, 03:58:46 pm »

ABSORB HIM BACK INTO ME
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2014, 04:01:10 pm »

Find a wizard and eat him!
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2014, 04:03:08 pm »

ABSORB HIM BACK INTO ME
You successfully absorb him back to you. Unfortunately, he is still alive and is flailing wildly inside you. He activates the self-destruction button.

Find a wizard and eat him!
You find some wizard dude, eating him. You gain his beard.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #24 on: December 27, 2014, 04:04:12 pm »

Trap the lion within my blobby belly.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2014, 04:06:09 pm »

ACTIVATE DIGESTIVE FLUIDS
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2014, 04:07:31 pm »

Trap the lion within my blobby belly.
[1] You attempt to trap the lion, but he bites some of your mass off and runs away.

ACTIVATE DIGESTIVE FLUIDS
[3] You activate your digestive fluids, killing the fighter. It doesn't dissolve him entirely, but still, he's dead now.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2014, 04:09:35 pm »

Eat several rocks, then.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2014, 04:10:25 pm »

REPAIR FIGHTER TO SERVE ME
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2014, 04:13:56 pm »

Eat several rocks, then.
[2] You find you that there isn't any rock near you.

REPAIR FIGHTER TO SERVE ME
[4] You repair the fighter and try to program him to obey you. You're too dumb to program anything, so you just get a chunk of your mass and throw at him. It somewhat works, he obeys you.
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