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Magnumcannon

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Roll to evolve
« on: December 27, 2014, 02:19:52 am »

You're a blob-like creature lying in the middle of somewhere in the modern earth. You can't think, you can't speak. All you know now is that you're hungry!

What do you do?

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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2014, 04:10:27 am »

Confirm that game is indeed RtD and not SG.

Grow a brain in the center of the mass.
« Last Edit: December 27, 2014, 05:48:06 am by blazing glory »
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 05:58:25 am »

Consume nearby edible things.
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I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Eurylochus

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2014, 06:42:56 am »

Evolve antennae.
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2014, 10:15:01 am »

Cast Consume Spider
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2014, 11:50:40 am »

Find other members of our species and then procreate so that our line won't die out.

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2014, 11:59:27 am »

Don't change, we're perfect the way we are.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2014, 12:22:09 pm »

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Don't change, we're perfect the way we are.
+1 plus my suggestion, We'll need numbers to deal with more Evolved species.

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2014, 12:26:21 pm »

CONSUME!

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2014, 02:05:21 pm »

LAUNCH FIGHTERS
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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2014, 02:14:43 pm »

eat. eat whatever. I am brainless,  I know not the difference. evolve light sensing organ. Avoid the sexual urges of my fellow asexual, featureless blobs.

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2014, 02:33:27 pm »

Eat whatever is edible, be it gems ('ey, who knows? Maybe blobs eat gems?), plants, or other blobs.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2014, 03:36:55 pm »

Confirm that game is indeed RtD and not SG.

Grow a brain in the center of the mass.
[2] You fail to grow a brain. You drool a little bit.

Consume nearby edible things.
[1] You attempt to kill a nearby lion, but he bites off a huge chunk of your mass.

Evolve antennae.
[3] You grow one single little antenna.

Don't change, we're perfect the way we are.
[3] You try not evolving anything, but you got slightly bigger (How is that even possible?!!).

Cast Consume Spider
[5] You eat a whole spider. She was poisonous, though, but your body doesn't care! You're now poisonous.

Find other members of our species and then procreate so that our line won't die out.
[5] You find some of them, including LuckyKobold and blazing glory. Now your species population is more than 50!

CONSUME!
[5] You attempt to consume a raccoon nearby. You're now bigger and stronger!~

LAUNCH FIGHTERS
[6] You launch a fighter. Unfortunately, he recognizes you as a enemy and starts attacking you.

eat. eat whatever. I am brainless,  I know not the difference. evolve light sensing organ. Avoid the sexual urges of my fellow asexual, featureless blobs.
[4] You eat some small mammals and insects and you grow a little bit bigger. Fortunately, the insects you ate gave you antennae.

Eat whatever is edible, be it gems ('ey, who knows? Maybe blobs eat gems?), plants, or other blobs.
[1] You couldn't find any gem, you're too dumb to find plants, so you eat a chunk of your own mass.
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2014, 03:43:12 pm »

That lion will go down into my stomach.
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Magnumcannon

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Re: Roll to evolve
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2014, 03:44:36 pm »

That lion will go down into my stomach.
[4] You jump on his face and slowly dissolves him, feeding on his flesh.
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