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[Prophet]

"A most foolhardy idiot, I would imagine," the Protagonist states with a slight self-deprecating smirk as though he were merely describing the weather and with maybe a tinge of leftover bravado from day three of week zero, "As for what I was doing, or rather attempting to do, I was trying to aid a band of adventurers. Not my decision as you have probably divined from my injuries. Might I inquire if your own course of action was a success? All joking manner aside, I would like to offer my thanks for offering aid to me and most certainly saving my life in the process. I can only hope that mine own injuries did not hinder your own expedition.

+1

[zomara0292]

"A most foolhardy idiot, I would imagine," the Protagonist states with a slight self-deprecating smirk as though he were merely describing the weather and with maybe a tinge of leftover bravado from day three of week zero, "As for what I was doing, or rather attempting to do, I was trying to aid a band of adventurers. Not my decision as you have probably divined from my injuries. Might I inquire if your own course of action was a success? All joking manner aside, I would like to offer my thanks for offering aid to me and most certainly saving my life in the process. I can only hope that mine own injuries did not hinder your own expedition.

+1

i like it. +1, though, i feel we should make Kaferian our speaker, from now on. An addition, though, we should make note to the fact that we are missing all but our cloths on our backs. Specifically our other clothing, should be our concern.
Past that, our actions should be to rub our leg to try and drain out the cramps. And examine our surroundings. Its not like they will kick us out soon, considering they went through all that effert to save us.

[LuckyKobold]

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"A most foolhardy idiot, I would imagine,As for what I was doing, or rather attempting to do, I was trying to aid a band of adventurers. Not my best decision as you have probably divined from my injuries. Might I inquire if your own course of action was a success? All joking manner aside, I would like to offer my thanks for offering aid to me and most certainly saving my life in the process. I can only hope that mine own injuries did not hinder your own expedition."
"How polite,and this coming from the Man with a Courtesan's Outfit in his backpack! Care to explain yourself?"

[Kaferian]

No, not particularly. I would imagine that you yourself have had various Courtesan Outfits in your inventory, presumably looted off the corpses of various succubi seeking your head. Adventurer's Luck and their lack of discrimination when it comes to Loot, I would suppose. I just haven't gotten around to selling that particular piece of equipment as I was side-tracked by matters. I was lucky when I was able to deal with my own adversary succubus with only my so-called "Toothpick". Imagine, a boy of 16 just starting out on his own adventure when he's suddenly propositioned by a beautiful woman. Of course, this being the start of his adventuring days, this boy not-yet-man would believe this to be the start of his very first quest chain which would end in a very magical artifact as a reward for running around the town doing various errands like taking out the local trash, finding her lucky amulet she left in the cabinet of her neighbor's hovel, or buying some groceries. Alas, imagine my shock when the woman just comes out and says that she needs me to "warm her bed" for the night. So, I promised to come back in the evening after I've procured some firewood. When I returned, I found out she didn't actually want me to warm her bed by fueling the fireplace, but that revelation came a bit too late. My memory of the events after are very foggy, but I somehow prevailed and the succubus was dead. Following the standard adventuring procedure for these incidents, I was obligated to acquire her outfit.

[killerhellhound]

No, not particularly. I would imagine that you yourself have had various Courtesan Outfits in your inventory, presumably looted off the corpses of various succubi seeking your head. Adventurer's Luck and their lack of discrimination when it comes to Loot, I would suppose. I just haven't gotten around to selling that particular piece of equipment as I was side-tracked by matters. I was lucky when I was able to deal with my own adversary succubus with only my so-called "Toothpick". Imagine, a boy of 16 just starting out on his own adventure when he's suddenly propositioned by a beautiful woman. Of course, this being the start of his adventuring days, this boy not-yet-man would believe this to be the start of his very first quest chain which would end in a very magical artifact as a reward for running around the town doing various errands like taking out the local trash, finding her lucky amulet she left in the cabinet of her neighbor's hovel, or buying some groceries. Alas, imagine my shock when the woman just comes out and says that she needs me to "warm her bed" for the night. So, I promised to come back in the evening after I've procured some firewood. When I returned, I found out she didn't actually want me to warm her bed by fueling the fireplace, but that revelation came a bit too late. My memory of the events after are very foggy, but I somehow prevailed and the succubus was dead. Following the standard adventuring procedure for these incidents, I was obligated to acquire her outfit.

this is great +1

[zomara0292]

No, not particularly. I would imagine that you yourself have had various Courtesan Outfits in your inventory, presumably looted off the corpses of various succubi seeking your head. Adventurer's Luck and their lack of discrimination when it comes to Loot, I would suppose. I just haven't gotten around to selling that particular piece of equipment as I was side-tracked by matters. I was lucky when I was able to deal with my own adversary succubus with only my so-called "Toothpick". Imagine, a boy of 16 just starting out on his own adventure when he's suddenly propositioned by a beautiful woman. Of course, this being the start of his adventuring days, this boy not-yet-man would believe this to be the start of his very first quest chain which would end in a very magical artifact as a reward for running around the town doing various errands like taking out the local trash, finding her lucky amulet she left in the cabinet of her neighbor's hovel, or buying some groceries. Alas, imagine my shock when the woman just comes out and says that she needs me to "warm her bed" for the night. So, I promised to come back in the evening after I've procured some firewood. When I returned, I found out she didn't actually want me to warm her bed by fueling the fireplace, but that revelation came a bit too late. My memory of the events after are very foggy, but I somehow prevailed and the succubus was dead. Following the standard adventuring procedure for these incidents, I was obligated to acquire her outfit.

this is great +1

we souldnt start this relationship with a lie. It will hurt. . . . And we dont know the rule of this ga me when it comes to adventurers. Anyway. . . . Ummm. . . . Something. . . .  +1?

[Kaferian]

Well, he's either thinking we killed someone that wore a Courtesan Outfit or we're a Courtesan ourselves. Seeing as how the town generally hates thieves, which extends to escort services, and the Revenant is actually yelling about the Courtesan outfit, I would think he would be scandalized if we went out and told him that we were a "former Courtesan". Plus, there's Cat-Women with flintlock pistols running around, so it's not too much of a stretch to assume that succubi are a general occurrence. Or I'm horribly wrong and he was actually a knight that protected succubi across the countryside before he was cursed and my line of dialogue will cause him to execute us or revoke us of all our items.

[LuckyKobold]

Depends on the dice.

[zomara0292]

Yah. . . . But. . . .as buyable as the story would be, if the outfit didnt fit us perfectly .. . .  The outfit seems to fit us like a glove. It even seems to have been made just for us. . . .
Anyway, your words are far better than anything i would come up with, and, well, talk skill to the rescue. On the other hand, maybe we can, if his face seems to more serious, we can say we are joking, and tell them we are an escaped slave that was forced to work as a courtesan in some Other village Far Away, and. . . .  It was hard enough procuring a dagger, and peasant clothing, without being judged. Much harder, the funds to lead an honest life. And that we were tailing you in hopes to pick up any treasure you left behind in relitive safety. . .

[LuckyKobold]

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"No, not particularly. I would imagine that you yourself have had various Courtesan Outfits in your inventory, presumably looted off the corpses of various succubi seeking your head. Adventurer's Luck and their lack of discrimination when it comes to Loot, I would suppose. I just haven't gotten around to selling that particular piece of equipment as I was side-tracked by matters. I was lucky when I was able to deal with my own adversary succubus with only my so-called "Toothpick". Imagine, a boy of 16 just starting out on his own adventure when he's suddenly propositioned by a beautiful woman. Of course, this being the start of his adventuring days, this boy not-yet-man would believe this to be the start of his very first quest chain which would end in a very magical artifact as a reward for running around the town doing various errands like taking out the local trash, finding her lucky amulet she left in the cabinet of her neighbor's hovel, or buying some groceries. Alas, imagine my shock when the woman just comes out and says that she needs me to "warm her bed" for the night. So, I promised to come back in the evening after I've procured some firewood. When I returned, I found out she didn't actually want me to warm her bed by fueling the fireplace, but that revelation came a bit too late. My memory of the events after are very foggy, but I somehow prevailed and the succubus was dead. Following the standard adventuring procedure for these incidents, I was obligated to acquire her outfit."
"Yeah I know what you mean, Once I killed a  pack of Harpies and the only loot I found were several dozen magazines detailing various male celebrities, *Shudders* You have no Idea how awkward it was to sell those."
"I can imagine. If you don't mind my asking what was your original destination?"
"Well we're trying to breach the Ruins but we figured we'd wait for you to wake up before we went any closer."
"Oh I hope I didn't hinder you any."
"Not at all, Let me introduce you to the others, Your things are over there if you want them." Inventory Regained "I'm Rufus, I used to be a bandit chieftain before I became a Revenant, And I can't say I didn't deserve it but what's done is done. I've decided to devote the rest of my Un-Life to slaying Evil and Corruption wherever I find it."
You walk outside of the Tent.
"HEY! Guess who woke up!"
"The Tall-One finally decided to care for himself!"
"You fool I was this close to getting asleep and then you start bellowing your thick skull off."
"I'm a bard that's pretty much a job requirement."
"Introduce yourselves guys."
" My name is Urist but you can call me Rusted Cutlass that's my stage name you see. I used to be a wandering Bard but then I realized that I could probably rake in,Like,Maybe 10 times as much with an Adventuring Party, So you know how it is."
The Dwarf proceeds to quietly play a banjo.
"My name is Broken Tooth, Because I once shattered the Jaw of an Ogre by throwing a sturdy sized rock at it. Anyways I joined up with these morons because my home village was getting boring."
She begins to polish her Flintlocks.
"We're two days away from the Ruins and you were asleep for Four days."
"You won't be able to hurt much of anything with that Splinter of yours and two days is enough to show you the basics of weapon usage, Well take your pick, Which of these do you want us to train you in?

A Flintlock(Broken-Tooth)
Some Basic Fire Magic,(Broken-Tooth)
The Long sword(Rufus)
The Cudgel(Rufus)
The Ha, Fine Arts of Drunken Brawling(Urist)
The Musical Triangle,(Urist)

Well take your pick and then we can get moving."

Character

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Name:Zomara
Gender:Boy
Age:16
Race:Human
Alignment: True Neutral
Stats
Muscles:1
Grit:2
Athletics:2
Will:3
Smarts:2
Talking:4
Skills
Adequate "Courtesan"
Adequate Seduction
Novice Storyteller
Novice Knife Fighter

Inventory

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Copper Large Dagger:Equipped
Peasant Clothes:Worn
Courtesan's Uniform
Cow Leather Backpack
5 Cow Meats
2 Camel Meats
Small Water-skin(3)
40 Gold

(OOC: Well that was an hour of writing, Enjoy posting.)

[Generally me]

Basic fire magic because I doubt they have a spare long sword or flintlock

[LuckyKobold]

They do have a few spares but they are inferior to the ones that they usually use. For example an Iron long sword to a Steel one and so on.

[Prophet]

Basic fire magic because I doubt they have a spare long sword or flintlock

Magic! +1

[~Neri]

Magic.

[birdy51]

Clearly the Triangle is the instrument that we need.

It will help us find more... uh... Suitors.