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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2014, 11:28:06 am »

Don't freak out, there's an alien behind the hull. But he's nice I promise! He told me so!
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2014, 12:04:40 pm »

"There is an unknown Alien behind this wall, who attempted communication, and lacking knowledge of our docking procedures decided it would be a wonderful idea to cut their way in. I recommended he get back, Since Cutting through our hull is a fast way to get shot before questions can be asked. Hold your fire.

Ok, you can come out now."
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« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2014, 03:18:58 pm »

"There is an unknown Alien behind this wall, who attempted communication, and lacking knowledge of our docking procedures decided it would be a wonderful idea to cut their way in. I recommended he get back, Since Cutting through our hull is a fast way to get shot before questions can be asked. Hold your fire.

Ok, you can come out now."

That is more likely to get the desired results, and not get us shot, too, in a moment of failure.
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2014, 05:08:29 pm »

"There is an unknown Alien behind this wall, who attempted communication, and lacking knowledge of our docking procedures decided it would be a wonderful idea to cut their way in. I recommended he get back, Since Cutting through our hull is a fast way to get shot before questions can be asked. Hold your fire.

Ok, you can come out now."

That is more likely to get the desired results, and not get us shot, too, in a moment of failure.
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2014, 05:52:38 pm »

"An alien entity melted a hole through the hull. It is apparently civilised, communicative, telekinetic, and capable of sensory deception. Requesting diplomatic staff."
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2014, 06:10:04 pm »

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"There is an unknown Alien behind this wall, who attempted communication, and lacking knowledge of our docking procedures decided it would be a wonderful idea to cut their way in. I recommended he get back, Since Cutting through our hull is a fast way to get shot before questions can be asked. Hold your fire."

You turn back to where the alien is hiding and tell it, "Ok, you can come out now."

The alien lets the wall section drop, sliding out into the corridor. After the usual gun-waving and "No sudden movements!"-ing, it manages to convince the other soldiers that this was an innocent mistake. Of course, they ask the same question you did, but press for more detail beyond "investigate". Unit 265 demands to know, "What, exactly, did you come to investigate?"

The alien responds, "We came to investigate [if] your species can be taught [to use] [psychic] abilities, as we can. We did not say so [right away] because many [other species] think [that it is] 'witchcraft', or some such thing."
It demonstrates one of its psychic abilities by creating an illusion of a planet with a couple of moons in midair above its head.



"Would any [of the] crew aboard [this] craft [volunteer to] try this experiment?"

Command, overhearing the conversation, reminds you, The primary purpose of this station is to contribute to scientific discovery. At least one of you should participate in this experiment, and all of you should go along, just in case something goes wrong. Units 459 and 576 will hold the fort back here while you are gone.

You all look at each other. Do you want to volunteer, or just go along as backup?
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2014, 06:12:19 pm »

VOLUNTEER!

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« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2014, 06:25:51 pm »

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« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2014, 06:27:03 pm »

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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2014, 06:27:53 pm »

Volunteer! But only because I want to join Team Destroy All Humans Yay! and this seems like the most expedient means of doing so...
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2014, 06:35:30 pm »

VOLUNTEER!
This shouldn't even be a question.
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2014, 08:33:20 pm »

No, the boring responsible thing must be done.
Respond that experiments should be done with more qualified personel, deliver him to a lab and file the paper work of the incident for the chain of comand.
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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2014, 08:41:05 pm »

No, the boring responsible thing must be done.
Respond that experiments should be done with more qualified personel, deliver him to a lab and file the paper work of the incident for the chain of comand.
-1 to oblivion

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Re: Simple (ISG)
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2014, 08:42:58 pm »

No, the boring responsible thing must be done.
Respond that experiments should be done with more qualified personel, deliver him to a lab and file the paper work of the incident for the chain of comand.
+1 For jimmy rustling.
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