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If you could pick the next squire's starting location, would it be...

A southernly port where cultures and norms of society mix and clash with each other?
A westernly city akin to Marienburg, home of current squire in play?
An easternly outpost at the edge of kingdom's borders, a beginning of thisverse's Silk Road?
A northernly fortress where young men prove themselves in combat with giants, wildlings and mystical beasts?
Centre of the kingdom, trapping the young squire in a thick web of decadent court's schemings and plots?

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LuckyKobold

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #75 on: December 27, 2014, 12:35:58 pm »

How will it kill us?

poketwo

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #76 on: December 27, 2014, 12:36:35 pm »

" Huh. they seem to be thinking I'm just one of those that are dark gods or things beyond the void. HAH. I'm just going to hope that they can't detect cross-dimensional tech. Oh well, I'll still have some idiots close to following me.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #77 on: December 27, 2014, 12:37:24 pm »

When someone is possessed by demons, you're gonna take extra care to make sure that the demons never return to that body. So you burn it. At a stake. Until the person is dead. :V
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #78 on: December 27, 2014, 12:38:32 pm »

When someone is possessed by demons, you're gonna take extra care to make sure that the demons never return to that body. So you burn it. At a stake. Until the person is dead. :V
I DO NOT THINK -1's WORK.
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #79 on: December 27, 2014, 12:47:18 pm »

Ochita, We're going to claim that divine intervention saved us, Also if that was how the church deals with demon possession do you think the cleric would have been so calm about it?

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #80 on: December 27, 2014, 01:02:36 pm »



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« Reply #81 on: December 27, 2014, 01:18:08 pm »

"HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! THE FOOLS!!!!!! They really thought I was a demon!!!!! Oh well. It's probably because they mistaken my inter-dimensional thought-implantation device for what demons do. Maybe I attracted one with that, and tried to use my name as a guise to gain power. I've seen more insane stuff, like those Go-Rock guys that had their elite use music instruments to control some of the others of my nature. Or what that weird pink ball-thing does to what it inhales. Or that dream stone stuff the Big Boss got into. Oh well, even if they got the ability to block my tech, I'm only watching the poor sap right now. Now is time to work on the other parts of my plan. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #82 on: December 27, 2014, 01:40:39 pm »

Can we restart this
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #83 on: December 27, 2014, 01:41:25 pm »

Can we restart this

Why would you want to restart? This is going well so far :D
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #84 on: December 27, 2014, 01:43:50 pm »

"HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! THE FOOLS!!!!!! They really thought I was a demon!!!!! Oh well. It's probably because they mistaken my inter-dimensional thought-implantation device for what demons do. Maybe I attracted one with that, and tried to use my name as a guise to gain power. I've seen more insane stuff, like those Go-Rock guys that had their elite use music instruments to control some of the others of my nature. Or what that weird pink ball-thing does to what it inhales. Or that dream stone stuff the Big Boss got into. Oh well, even if they got the ability to block my tech, I'm only watching the poor sap right now. Now is time to work on the other parts of my plan. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!"

+1 Yeah, -1.  I say we just rest and recuperate and cooperate.  The worst is probably over and as long as we no longer seem crazy they should let us go.

Alternatively we could attempt to manifest our latent demon powers and conquer this church in the name of our lord: xaosi'lkhan the dimension walker, king of the tech-priests and scourge of the God in the Sky.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #85 on: December 27, 2014, 01:44:33 pm »

NO, ITS NOT THE SQUIRE'S ACTION
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #86 on: December 27, 2014, 01:51:26 pm »


poketwo the infantilism levels of your suggestions are too high. Please tone that down a little.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #87 on: December 27, 2014, 01:53:14 pm »

IT IS NOT SUGGESTIONS, IT IS COMMENTS BY CUBONE
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #88 on: December 27, 2014, 01:57:21 pm »

PTW
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #89 on: December 27, 2014, 01:58:18 pm »

Ah I see you didn't read the small text.  That is... good.

Let's re-present ourselves, Honso Lutz the Demon Slayer, to Sir Fallworth and ask again for an audience while apologizing for our delay.  We were busy slaying demons, you see.
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