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If you could pick the next squire's starting location, would it be...

A southernly port where cultures and norms of society mix and clash with each other?
A westernly city akin to Marienburg, home of current squire in play?
An easternly outpost at the edge of kingdom's borders, a beginning of thisverse's Silk Road?
A northernly fortress where young men prove themselves in combat with giants, wildlings and mystical beasts?
Centre of the kingdom, trapping the young squire in a thick web of decadent court's schemings and plots?

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3man75

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #705 on: January 13, 2015, 12:21:57 pm »

"I'll write a letter to my father and see if we can hold a meeting in this very keep. It'll be secret and we'll discuss between ourselves details of a marriage. But i warn you: I am ambitious and will stop at nothing towards my goal of being a Knight. If you are okay with this then i can agree to a relationship.

I am joyful that you would grant the House of Lutz leniency when it comes to land."

*Kiss her cheek*

That... is a very, very good deal.

+1 but should we be knighted first?
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #706 on: January 13, 2015, 12:29:50 pm »

Well, we wouldn't get married straight away, probably just get engaged until our lady is of age.

So we shouldn't bang her now, because in a lot of these things they check the sheets for blood. As a noblewoman is expected to remain a virgin, it's proof the marriage has been consummated and thus valid. So wait.

A flat -1 to any suggestions of horizontal motion in her ocean.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #707 on: January 13, 2015, 12:30:09 pm »

-1. We've know her for a single day guys. Calm down.

I am... touched by your attentions. I cannot agree to a marriage without my father and Lord Blackbird's permission, but nothing would please me more...


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Do you want to practice some more with my "blade"?
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« Reply #708 on: January 13, 2015, 12:31:14 pm »


I am... touched by your attentions. I cannot agree to a marriage without my father and Lord Blackbird's permission, but nothing would please me more...

+1

Do you want to practice some more with my "blade"?
-1, for reasons stated above. Not being murdered is fun, guys.
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« Reply #709 on: January 13, 2015, 12:35:59 pm »

-1. We've know her for a single day guys. Calm down.

I am... touched by your attentions. I cannot agree to a marriage without my father and Lord Blackbird's permission, but nothing would please me more...


+1 we got carried away.






Do you want to practice some more with my "blade"?

...an you lost me. HER COUSIN IS GOING TO DROWN US ON THE ROAD IF WE DO THIS!
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« Reply #710 on: January 13, 2015, 01:02:52 pm »

-1. We've know her for a single day guys. Calm down.

I am... touched by your attentions. I cannot agree to a marriage without my father and Lord Blackbird's permission, but nothing would please me more...


+1 we got carried away.

OOC: First thing first, note that, For the sake of hilariousness, Tophat Cat takes all of what we say seriously. Hint the cubone incident, and the fact that we nearly told her to hold our. . . . short sword . . . . (this also leads me to believe that we are playing as Luz's brain, so, whatever is said is what he thinks.)
Second, for some reason, you guys are trying to bang just about everything that moves and I mean you guys collectively. including me. From now on, we should probably discuss heavily whether it is worth the risk of talking to most women, if we are going to end up flirting with them because the GM brought them to our eye.
Third, I don't think we have to worry about not getting knighted because the only way out of the house we are in is death. We could probably marry whomever we want. We just cant expect to bring them back into the house. unless they will be working for Blackbird, Which would make marrying anyone a horrible choice because
sub one, if they live in the house and work for the house and bare children, either those children will be indited automatically into the house, or she and the child will be killed or let off.
sup two, if she is from another house, we have to worry about a war between the houses, which will cause us to be either killed or will cause us, no matter what we choose, to be rendered a turncoat.
Forth, STOP FLIRTING WITH EVERYBODY!!! yes it improves courtship, probably, but, it has serious consequences. Hell, we will find out in two or three more weeks if any of them come to bare. . . . . . Wait. . . . How long does it take for a woman to look pregnant?
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #711 on: January 13, 2015, 01:04:10 pm »



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« Reply #712 on: January 13, 2015, 01:14:16 pm »

Well, that seems it could go well for us.

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #713 on: January 13, 2015, 01:24:42 pm »

say goodnight and go to sleep

also i want lands and armies maybe this game could continue with sir lutz son cause that would be AWESOME
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« Reply #714 on: January 13, 2015, 01:24:55 pm »

Also to reflect the happy ending of this particular set of updates, a new poll has been added :3
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« Reply #715 on: January 13, 2015, 01:36:26 pm »

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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #716 on: January 13, 2015, 02:24:09 pm »

Damnit, Honso.  that dangly apparatus of yours is getting you into trouble.

Take a walk outside alone.  Mayhap the fresh morning air will clear the air.  We could go for a ride to literally around the town.
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« Reply #717 on: January 13, 2015, 02:31:04 pm »

Damnit, Honso.  that dangly apparatus of yours is getting you into trouble.

Take a walk outside alone.  Mayhap the fresh morning air will clear the air.  We could go for a ride to literally around the town.
Telling me. Also +1
-The around the town part I just noticed.
Just walking outside should be enough. If the betrothed comes, we need to be where she can easily see us.
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Re: Squire: Text-format retro adventure game
« Reply #718 on: January 13, 2015, 02:33:16 pm »

i feel like the gm will make us forget about the other walk

So just get dressed and explore AVOIDING the places we were told not to go
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« Reply #719 on: January 13, 2015, 03:22:49 pm »

Or just meet the lady and not risk missing the walk.
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