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Pavellius

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A Serious Game
« on: December 21, 2014, 02:07:01 am »

THE RULES

This is a Serious Game.

Joking will not be tolerated.

You have 1 stat to define your character: Seriousness
You have 5 points to distribute to your various stats.
1=Novice, 5=Master
You must spend all your points.
You must play by your stats.

NEW: Your Seriousness may not be below one.

Here is the No-Tolerance List:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I will add another stat: Immaturity
It must remain at zero.

Character Sheets:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Have fun.
And be serious. (seriously)

Keep your eyes open for updates to the rules!
« Last Edit: December 21, 2014, 02:08:08 pm by Pavellius »
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2014, 02:24:43 am »

(Serious) Name: Sir Richardson Von Charleson the Thirtysecond.
Seriousness: 0
Immaturity: 0
Unallocated Statpoints: 5
(Serious) Bio: The Most Dapper of them All.

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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2014, 03:37:28 am »

(Serious) Name: Rule breaker guy.
Seriousness: -1.
Immaturity: 6.
(Serious) Bio: random guy who was walking along when he saw that the must remain at zero for immaturity wasn't on the no tolerance list.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2014, 09:30:00 am »

(Extra Serious) Name: Serious Seriouston McSeriously Serious the Seriousth
Seriousness: 5
Immaturity: 0
(Very Very Serious) Bio: Serious was one serious day being serious, when he seriously got seriously tired and decided to seriously become truly serious.
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"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2014, 10:01:12 am »

(Serious) Name: Scruffles
Seriousness: 5
Immaturity: 0
(Serious) Bio: Meow meow purrrr hisssss meow
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2014, 01:47:18 pm »

Donuts gets 2 XP for his serious eloquency, and adherence to the rules.
blazing glory gets 2 XP for exploiting the rules.
NAV gets 1 XP for showing that even a cat can be more serious than some humans.
Kevak should be exiled for not allocating all his points, but I'll let it it slide because he's just so dapper.
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You all wake up in a cube shaped room. The metal walls are smooth and unyielding.
Your past memories are as vague as the room's description.

The OP will be updated.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2014, 03:13:21 pm »

Sir Richardson pulls out an identical copy of his dapper tophat from his dapper hammerspace tophat and puts it on Scruffles.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2014, 03:52:03 pm »

Breaker guy jumps out through the ceiling, or lack of thereof.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2014, 03:54:47 pm »

Serious examines the dull and serious room, in the most serious way possible.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2014, 04:05:51 pm »

Scruffles seriously accepts Sir Richardson's dapper tophat, then seriously head boops Sir Richardson.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2014, 05:46:06 pm »

Darth Vader rips the room apart and prepares to fight the group!
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2014, 11:58:03 pm »

(Serious) Name: THE SERIOUS SCYTHER
Seriousness:5
Immaturity:ROMAN/0
(Serious) Bio: IS THE MOST SERIOUS SCYTHER. IS ABOVE THE REST BY 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2014, 12:29:08 am »

(Serious) Name:Potato Revolutionary
Seriousness:5.5
Immaturity:0
(Serious) Bio: Super Serious Potato.
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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2014, 08:09:47 am »

Hijacking game. Now "roll to fight the dark side."
(Serious) Name:Potato Revolutionary
Seriousness:5.5
Immaturity:0
(Serious) Bio: Super Serious Potato.
IN
(Serious) Name: THE SERIOUS SCYTHER
Seriousness:5
Immaturity:ROMAN/0
(Serious) Bio: IS THE MOST SERIOUS SCYTHER. IS ABOVE THE REST BY 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
Sir Richardson pulls out an identical copy of his dapper tophat from his dapper hammerspace tophat and puts it on Scruffles.
You succeed, but now the top hat shoots lasers and is cooler than yours!
Breaker guy jumps out through the ceiling, or lack of thereof.
You hit your head, jackass.
Serious examines the dull and serious room, in the most serious way possible.
You stare at the wall intently.
Scruffles seriously accepts Sir Richardson's dapper tophat, then seriously head boops Sir Richardson.
You kill him with a laser to the head by accident!

Sir RichardSon is dead!
Darth Vader turns on his lightsaber, but cuts a bit of helmet off.
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: A Serious Game
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2014, 11:45:18 am »

Name: Bob
Seriousness: 6
Immaturity: -1
Bio: So serious, it's really kinda sad. "Sigh"
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