I walked over the top of the mountain hall Boatshaft. Nothing to see, there is no access from the surface for reasons of security. The surface landscape continues to be very barren, with dolomite frequently visible but no iron ore.
When I reach the fortress Beltedworked I find it overrun with nobility. At the trade depot alone there are (take deep breath) the Baroness of Fatherdaggers, the Count of Tanglerazor, the Baron of Laboredveiled, the Baron of Mirroreven, the Baron of Netpriced, the Baroness of Citycries ... hey, that's where I started, and the Duke of Manortorrid. I shudder at the thought of the mandates this poor fortress must have to meet. The first person I meet underground is the Baroness of Lovelyanvil. In the next room is the Baroness of Hatchetsnarl and the Baron of Balancedshoots. I think the goblins would be doing this place a favor if they invaded it. The fortress is also overrun with cats.
One or two cats can be cute, 30 or 40 cats ... least said the better.
In the next room we have the Countess of Ivoryink, the Baron of Boatshaft and the Baron of Lancertwist. Don't they have any lava here? There is also a goblin miner. I resolve to trade his pickaxe away from him, if I can't make my own here.
Next room, with the Baron of Minenarrow (what's a 'minen'?), the Countess of Laboredchurch, the Baroness of Youthfulglazed, the Baroness of Bouldershield, the Baroness of Markethatchets, the Baron of Stokedmirror, the Baroness of Mossearth, and the f***ing Queen (pardon my language, ma'am). I should really teach these dwarves how to use bridges 'properly'.
The next room, thankfully, only has the Baroness of Foldedfortress so can hope the madness is at an end.
I acquire a copper pick from the goblin miner and head further down. A few levels down I find ... the Baroness of Bronzebite, the Duchess Consort of Manortorrid, the Baroness of Theaterwanes, the Countness of Beltedworked, the Baron of Citystabbed and the Baron of Mobabbeys. Words fail me.
Next room and we have the Baron of Earthpeaces and the Baron of Sculptedmine. The one after that, the Baron of Urnthunder and the Baron of Echohammer. The one after that the Baroness of Touchedlashed, the Baron of Airtool, the Baroness of Booktaxed, the Baron of Lancedmetal, the Baroness of Flagevened, and the Baron.
Wait? That last one seemed a little different.
Baron of what?
Yes, I gathered that bit. And would you mind shutting up about the Fell Plague? (I don't say, as I value my neck). I press him further.
Well, he obviously isn't baron of here then. I decide to take my leave of the Baron of Nowhere and go further down.