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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

You awaken in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown.
You are male.
You seem to be healthy.
The room door is closed.
The is a post it note stuck to the door, it is stuck/pinned to the door with a small rusty shiv.

What do you do?

(This is an SG so popular vote for what the character does. D6 for non combat rolls, D20 for combat rolls)

[Xantalos]

Relevant

Read note, equip shiv.

[WillowLuman]

I totally read the OP in Rob Cantor's voice.

Read note, equip shiv.

+1

Whatever we do, make sure it's
quiet, quiet.

[TamerVirus]

Ptw

[Wolfkit]

There is clearly only one way to win. We must...
out Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman.
narrate our every move in our best Morgan Freeman impression.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

[to help with the only dialog from Morgan freeman in this game- http://youtu.be/1pczmZMy3Xs]

Relevant

Read note, equip shiv.

You get out of the stretcher and walk towards the door, you think you hear rattling in the airvent above but you disregard it as nothing and continue to the note.
Pulling the shiv out and holding the note with your other hand you read the note aloud in a Morgan freeman impression,"Hello, this is Morgan Freeman here. I've got a challenge for you. If you can make it from this room in the top floor of this hospital all the way to the parking lot without dieing or becoming fatally injured there will be a prize for you in the white van waiting just out side the exit doors in the parking lot. Have fun. Feel fear. I'm watching you"


What do you do?

(This is going to be a game purely for my entertainment, some of the things that happen may get creepy. I can not guarantee frequent or stable posting patterns)

[werty892]

Throw shiv into airvent with intent to murder anything that may be in there.

[WillowLuman]

Throw shiv into airvent with intent to murder anything that may be in there.

Don't throw away any weapons until we have spares.

[LuckyKobold]

Sacrifice the shiv to Cthulhu for wizard powers

[Ama]

Sacrifice Cthulhu to the shiv for wizard powers

[LuckyKobold]

Yes! We shall be SamuShiv!

[Xantalos]

Sacrifice the note to ourselves for wizard powers, specifically Feather Fall

Then jump out the window and cast it on the way down, and aim for the van.

[LuckyKobold]

Along with the Shiv Powers,If Cthulhu won't listen use the shiv to scratch out a pentagon on the floor then attempt the sacrifice!

[WillowLuman]

Guys

"Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"

[LuckyKobold]

"Hastur, Hastur, Hastur"

All The Yes!