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Author Topic: !!SCIENCE!! Weaponizing pregnant dwarves  (Read 5925 times)

Max™

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Re: !!SCIENCE!! Weaponizing pregnant dwarves
« Reply #30 on: December 20, 2014, 12:37:00 am »

Space program? That is ridiculous, there is no way a single mother could give birth with enough force to do this... we'd need to produce some sort of staged launch system, but we might need more pregnant dorfs for the lower stages, as I'm not sure if Urist McTsiolkovsky is right about his babyrocket equation or not.
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Re: !!SCIENCE!! Weaponizing pregnant dwarves
« Reply #31 on: December 20, 2014, 12:39:50 am »

I don't understand, how do you weaponize that?

Drop mother onto enemy, mother gives birth in mid-air, now have two projectiles at once.

Its not a terribly EFFECTIVE weapon, but it IS a weapon. Sort of.
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Re: !!SCIENCE!! Weaponizing pregnant dwarves
« Reply #32 on: December 20, 2014, 03:08:53 pm »

I don't understand, how do you weaponize that?

Drop mother onto enemy, mother gives birth in mid-air, now have two projectiles at once.

Its not a terribly EFFECTIVE weapon, but it IS a weapon. Sort of.
We're DF players. We can weaponize anything.
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