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Author Topic: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing  (Read 15314 times)

killerhellhound

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2014, 06:08:04 pm »

Keep my head down till my better armoured teammates have drawn enemy fire then snipe at anyone with a large weapon or a hat instead of a helmet (helmets are hardly heroic after all)
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Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2014, 09:13:33 am »

Promise To Give Cthulhu The Souls Of The Enemy Soilders In Exchange For Wizard Powers, If It Fails, Charge Guns Blazing! Also Mutter Hastur Hastur Hastur.
[4]
cthulhu grants you wizard powers that are activated upon the sacrifice of your own flesh, the more flesh the more powerful the power surge of wizard powers
(yes you can sacrifice your whole body to create a suicidal explosion)

"GAWD BLESS AMERICA"
Fire at my opponents and hide behind a chest high wall.
[2]
As you hum the national anthem while firing from behind the helicopter tail a bullet strikes your shoulder and throws you to the ground not causing too much damage

Load slugs. Shoot fools in the face.
[4]
You begin firing slug rounds down range towards the enemies and are able to strike several of them either killing them or incapacitating them

Premptively heal some squadmates.
[6]
Everyone now has an overshield that can stop most bullets from penetrating and protect from explosive damage
this overshield takes awhile to recharge but will come in handy for sure

Keep my head down till my better armoured teammates have drawn enemy fire then snipe at anyone with a large weapon or a hat instead of a helmet (helmets are hardly heroic after all)
[3]
You take out two enemies
one armed with a bazooka and another wearing a sleezy looking hat
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2014, 09:30:04 am »

Bite the bullet out and empty my magazine wit hip fire!
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2014, 09:35:54 am »

Ask Cthullu for a flesh regeneration spell,Afterwards charge at the heathens while muttering eldritch curses.

Hawk132

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2014, 09:38:06 am »

Throw some incendiaries at them.
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #35 on: December 19, 2014, 09:42:09 am »

Whelp, looks like STT needs a new arm. Replace it with an awesome robot arm.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #36 on: December 19, 2014, 10:02:07 am »

Whelp, looks like STT needs a new arm. Replace it with an awesome robot arm.
Punch this guy away if he comes close.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #37 on: December 19, 2014, 01:19:47 pm »

Bite the bullet out and empty my magazine wit hip fire!
[6]
You lay down a spread of lead on the enemy killing several of them and forceing the others to hide under cover
 the bullet that hit you has barely done any damage
seems the over shield came up just as it hit
you must be very lucky

Ask Cthullu for a flesh regeneration spell,Afterwards charge at the heathens while muttering eldritch curses.
[5]
Cthullu grants you a spell that slowly heals the flesh but not bone
as you charge many of the enemy are hidding behind cover so you are not struck by any bullets
you are now at their lines at the other side of the cooling pond

Throw some incendiaries at them.
[6]
The bottle of flames strikes one of the enemy weapons stocks and lights it ablaze destroying their ammo supply

Whelp, looks like STT needs a new arm. Replace it with an awesome robot arm.
nope he seems to be pretty ok
the overshield blocked the hit

((going to npc hellhound since i probably wont get this updated today))
hellhound NPC- snipe high value targets
[3]
You are able to take out someone who appears to be an officer but youre unsure
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #38 on: December 19, 2014, 01:46:09 pm »

"Faur tha 4th of July!"
Charge to the enemy whilst firing in an Arnold Schwarzenegger manner, in which I never seem to run out of ammo, I fire from the hip, I hit all of the enemies and I am never scratched.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

LuckyKobold

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #39 on: December 19, 2014, 02:31:00 pm »

I Shout the words "Hastur,Hastur,Hastur!" Then I ask Cthullhu for a spell that allows me to steal the souls of my enemys,Also lay down suppressing fire with my machine gun.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2014, 03:38:15 pm by LuckyKobold »
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Hawk132

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #40 on: December 19, 2014, 02:46:36 pm »

Charge while throwing more incendiaries!
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killerhellhound

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2014, 06:29:12 pm »

" just once I want to have a group that isn't completely bonkers at least that medic knows what they are doing"

snipe anyone trying to shoot at my crazy charging teammates
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NAV

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #42 on: December 19, 2014, 06:30:13 pm »

shoot the situation and then click publish your signature.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Alev

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #43 on: December 20, 2014, 09:31:07 pm »

Ptw
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2014, 12:19:14 am »

"Faur tha 4th of July!"
Charge to the enemy whilst firing in an Arnold Schwarzenegger manner, in which I never seem to run out of ammo, I fire from the hip, I hit all of the enemies and I am never scratched.
[5]
You pop a beta mag into your rifle and charge toward the enemy firing from the hip and surprisingly actualy hitting them killing many of the enemies

I Shout the words "Hastur,Hastur,Hastur!" Then I ask Cthullhu for a spell that allows me to steal the souls of my enemys,Also lay down suppressing fire with my machine gun.
[4]
Cthulhu does not grant you the spell but you are able to lay down heavy covering fire and absorb minimal damage

Charge while throwing more incendiaries!
[3]
You throw another incendiary and run about 5 meters before you trip over a piece of helicopter debri

" just once I want to have a group that isn't completely bonkers at least that medic knows what they are doing"

snipe anyone trying to shoot at my crazy charging teammates
[6]
You take out two machine gunners and several rifle men
The rest of the enemies are either being shot at by your teammates or hideing under cover

shoot the situation and then click publish your signature.
[1]
(I don't even know what you meant sooooo)
AH! YOUR LEG IS CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP!
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