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Author Topic: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing  (Read 15195 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #75 on: January 17, 2015, 12:39:13 am »
Bravely dispatch all terrorists in the trench. With... A HERRING!
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2015, 09:07:50 pm »
Make sure the herring is healthy.
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Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2015, 09:32:52 pm »
Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 16, 2015, 04:03:22 pm
Laugh Maniacally and proceed to gun down the Enemies along with asking Cthulhu for a soul steal spell.
[4] you fire down on the remaining mooks killing several of the
[1] Cthulu decides he doesn't like your constant asking for new spells and steals the skin from your entire left arm all the way up to your shoulder.
You can't feel it... Yet

Quote from: Hawk132 on January 16, 2015, 04:20:44 pm
Check if the cooling towers got destroyed by all the explosions. If they still stand, try to find some more explosives.
[2] they were only minorly damaged but [6] you find, on the body of a dead high ranking guy, a self destruct button for the facility.

Quote from: killerhellhound on January 16, 2015, 06:58:08 pm
parkor my way to safety
[5] you begin parkouring around random derbies and trenches and make it to a distant safe fox hole

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on January 17, 2015, 12:39:13 am
Bravely dispatch all terrorists in the trench. With... A HERRING!
Quote from: NAV on January 19, 2015, 09:07:50 pm
Make sure the herring is healthy.
[5 +(assist)5] (this is about equal to rolling a solo 6.5)
With your live giant herring you begin mauling enemies to death, it slips from your grip into the cooling pond and mutates into a giant flying shark which begins flying around munching on mooks


Everyone:
[6] the mech explodes in a giant fire ball of awesome killing most mooks and destroying one of the two cooling towers
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2015, 10:51:37 pm »
Get back to my job of killing stuff from afar
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2015, 03:48:43 am »
PRESS DAT BUTTON!

Then run. Run very, very far away.
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2015, 05:05:52 pm »
Cast the Flesh Heal Spell then attempt to sacrifice the wounded mooks in exchange for forgiveness.
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #81 on: January 24, 2015, 02:41:51 pm »
Pull out my spoon of death and stab the mooks to death.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #82 on: January 24, 2015, 02:58:14 pm »
[waiting on NAV, update tomorrow. Will NPC if no reply]
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #83 on: January 24, 2015, 03:01:14 pm »
Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 20, 2015, 05:05:52 pm
Cast the Flesh Heal Spell then attempt to sacrifice the wounded mooks in exchange for forgiveness.
HEALING ACTION LOCATED. PROVIDE ASSISTANCE.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #84 on: January 24, 2015, 03:27:20 pm »
Quote from: NAV on January 24, 2015, 03:01:14 pm
Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 20, 2015, 05:05:52 pm
Cast the Flesh Heal Spell then attempt to sacrifice the wounded mooks in exchange for forgiveness.
HEALING ACTION LOCATED. PROVIDE ASSISTANCE.
[4+3] Lucky's arm is fully healed with assistance from NAV's 'MIRACLE TOPICAL CREAM'

[5] the dead mooks disappear and the great Cthulu appears with a dead white dove in tentacle, he accepts your forgivness

Quote from: killerhellhound on January 19, 2015, 10:51:37 pm
Get back to my job of killing stuff from afar
[5]
"I've got all my bullets
My gun goes bang, bang, bang.
And if I miss my mark
I will shoot again"
You sing as you fire on the few mooks left rummaging about
You even headshot the mech pilot on the roof top


Quote from: Hawk132 on January 20, 2015, 03:48:43 am
PRESS DAT BUTTON!

Then run. Run very, very far away.
[4]
You hit the button and red spinning lights all around begin to turn on
And evacuation warning message plays on repeat
You are now to the crashed helo


Quote from: SaberToothTiger on January 24, 2015, 02:41:51 pm
Pull out my spoon of death and stab the mooks to death.
[2]
Each moon you rush seems to get shot just as you get near them
Must be the team snipe
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Quote from: Orange Wizard on May 05, 2015, 06:43:29 pm
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #85 on: January 24, 2015, 04:15:43 pm »
Wait for explosions.
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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #86 on: January 24, 2015, 04:58:13 pm »
Use the power of AMERICA to kill all enemies.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #87 on: January 24, 2015, 05:10:20 pm »
Severely cripple so it won't pose a threat, then revive the corpse of an enemy and interrogate for information.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
Quote from: DreamerGhost on May 23, 2015, 03:37:47 pm
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #88 on: January 24, 2015, 08:13:40 pm »
Make sure I am at a safe distance from the plant then hunker down and prepare for the explosion
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We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

LuckyKobold

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Re: Squad, a war on........ummmmm.....ya that thing
« Reply #89 on: January 24, 2015, 08:53:25 pm »
Bow down to Cthulhu and chant Eldritch very loudly. He Then asks how he can aid his magnificence.

(((Warlock-Tank here I come!)))
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