Call Claude and tell him to call 911
That would be 999, actually, in Germany. You start ringing Claude.
Actually, 112, for all of the EU. And the classic german Notruf is 110.
(Really? Huh. Thanks for that information.)
Honk the horn real loudly while blasting that Kraftwerk CD at highest volume...windows down!
+1 Keep windows up though!
+1 Meanwhile very quickly backing up so we can achieve ramming speed once more!
+1 Also, narrate what's happening on Claude's voicemail. Try to sing along to the experimental electronic Synthpop when you don't have anything to say, so Claude doesn't get bored while listening to it later
You open the glove box, turn up the radio, and slot a random Kraftwork CD into the player.
"I'm the operator with my pocket calculatah"The eyes seem to step back a bit from the sudden noise. It approaches again, then starts tapping on the window experimentally.
You put the stick into reverse and slam down on the accelerator. The engine makes a weak putt-putt noise but the car still goes.
"Hi, Claude, so I just crashed into some variety of demonic hellbeast. This might be related to that time I tried to sell your soul to Cthulhu. Do you remember that? Of course you do, yeah, that was about what, ten minutes ago? Anyway, I'm reversing and loudly playing Kraftwerk, which I hear does a great job of repelling hellbeasts--"
You hear a horribly organic noise behind you. The wheels start screeching as you hear a terrible howl.
"Oh my, I think I just crashed into another one!" you try to laugh to make the situation less terrifying. You try stamping on the accelerator, but it doesn't seem to be working.
There is now three pairs of orange eyes staring at you.
They aren't pleased.
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