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[TamerVirus]

Make love to the car via exhaust

[Ama]

Make love to the car via exhaust

....... -1

[Chiefwaffles]

Wake up and fix the damn tire
Alternatively,

Fix the tire and drive. We're too genre savy for this crap.

+1

[Fniff]

Wake up and fix the damn tire

You pinch yourself. Nope.

Fix the tire and drive. We're too genre savy for this crap.

Yep, you know what this is leading up to. You try not to feel terrible about Clyde as you put the tire on and try screwing it in with the lug wrench...
You hear a twig snap.

Sell the autobahn's soul to Cthulhu in exchange for Clyde.

"Uh... I'll sell the highway's soul if you give Clyde back, please?" you ask.
Nothing responds. The phone is in your briefcase inside the car, and the wheel is halfway done.

[Parsely]

Fix tire and gooo.

[AoshimaMichio]

Yup, once the tire is done it's time to bail out. Once in safe distance call to Clyde.

[Fniff]

Fix tire and gooo.

You quickly screw on the wheel then get into the car, starting it up again. Thankfully, the horror film cliché is averted; the engine functions. You start driving back to the Autobahn.

Yup, once the tire is done it's time to bail out. Once in safe distance call to Clyde.

You take the phone out of the briefcase and start calling Clyde's phone.

*ring-ring*
*ring-ring*
*ring-ring*


*crik*
"Clyde, what's up?" you say. "It's Friday the 13th out here, what's going on?"
"Everything's fine," he says very calmly. "Where did you go? I was looking for you."
"You disappeared," you say.
"I thought I heard something," Clyde says.
A pair of orange headlights flick on up ahead. They are distant enough that they seem like pinpricks.
"What did you do with the car?" he says.

[Parsely]

Peace out motherfucker! Hang up the phone. Go home.

[TamerVirus]

Peace out motherfucker! Hang up the phone. Go home.

+1

[Ama]

Peace out motherfucker! Hang up the phone. Go home.

+1

+1

[LuckyKobold]

Make a blood pentagon and sacrifice the ruined vehicle,Then try to sell our own soul in exchange for immortality and wizard powers,If that fails we'll settle for a longer life and warlock powers!

[Fniff]

Peace out motherfucker! Hang up the phone. Go home.

You say so (Why does your voice sound purple? Stupid synesthesia) and hang up the phone while Claude goes "Wait, wai--".
You keep driving. The headlights aren't moving. You hope you don't crash into them.

[Parsely]

Eh. Crash into them.

[Liber celi]

Scream an embarassing secret while crashing into them

[Tomasque]

Scream an embarassing secret while crashing into them

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