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mastahcheese

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Unrealism
« on: December 15, 2014, 05:44:49 pm »

This game consists of 2 things.
1: You only have knowledge of what your character is doing. To this end, the game will use a metric shitload of spoilers. DO NOT open spoilers that are not addressed to you.
Why don't I use PMs? Because I don't want my inbox cluttered up, I don't feel like dealing with it, I want spectators to be able to see the chaos, and because it helps me formulate my thoughts better because I'm doing this from an iPod.
2: 90% of the rules will be made up as I go along. You will be informed of these rules as they get made.

I will not be updating your character sheet at the end of each turn. Instead, I'm going to reserve the second post of this thread and keep them updated there.
Don't worry, you won't have a lot to track, anyway.

CHARACTER SHEET:
There is none. I'll be using your username, and you're all identical clones.

KNOWN RULES:
You start with 100 Health. If this reaches 0, you die.
Your kills are tracked on your character sheet. When one person reaches 20 kills, they win.
Your deaths are also tracked. This is so people can laugh at you.
Rolls are done with D100s, and nearly everything is a contested roll. You can gain bonuses or penalties based on certain criteria. (10 for minor bonus/penalty, 20 for moderate, and so on)
The effectiveness of your action depends on how much you beat the other person by. I won't be doing this by specific amounts, so don't be suprised if there are discrepancies or inaccuracies. If you call me out on blatant errors, I may reward you.
That's... Pretty much it for now. More as you go along.

Good luck, cadet.
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2014, 05:45:32 pm »

PLAYER STATS:

Fniff: Health: 20% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0 | Shock Rifle: 26/30
Coolrune: Health: 80% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0 | Link Gun: 15/50
LuckyKobold: Health: 90% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0 | Minigun: 98/100
Execute/Dumbo: Health: 90% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0 | Bio-Rifle: 29/40
Flabort: Health: 100% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0 | Pistols: 7/12 | 8/12
Fractalman: Health: 100% Kills: 0 Deaths: 1 | Flak Cannon: 18/18
SalsaCookies: Health: 80% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0 | Rocket Launcher: 13/15 [dropped]
SaberToothTiger: Health: 55% Kills: 0 Deaths: 0
« Last Edit: December 20, 2014, 09:04:30 am by mastahcheese »
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2014, 05:46:39 pm »

I'm in.

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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2014, 05:50:33 pm »

YESYESYESYES
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 05:52:41 pm »

Time to show you ruffians just what a kobold can do,despite the fact that we are identical! IN

mastahcheese

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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2014, 05:57:00 pm »

Spoiler: Fniff (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Coolrune (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LuckyKobold (click to show/hide)
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2014, 05:58:57 pm »

IN.
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2014, 05:59:54 pm »

Spoiler: action (click to show/hide)

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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2014, 06:00:16 pm »

sure why not
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LuckyKobold

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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2014, 06:01:55 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: December 15, 2014, 06:42:58 pm by LuckyKobold »
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2014, 06:03:15 pm »

Mastahcheese brand RTD?
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2014, 06:12:45 pm »

New Rule!
All weapons have two different triggers, for different firing modes.
Some weapons have even more firing modes, by combining the two triggers.

Spoiler: Fniff (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: LuckyKobold (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: E/D (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Nidilap (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: flabort (click to show/hide)
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2014, 06:15:01 pm »

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2014, 06:16:09 pm »

why not.

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Re: Unrealism
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2014, 06:16:14 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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