Mayor Kofi. Not actually one of the first of his kind; he was born 6 months after the dawn of time.
`Kofi the Calm' Ugankaslun has been happy lately. He slept in a good bedroom recently. He gave somebody water lately. He admired own fine Seat lately. He was pleased to have a mandate deadline met lately. He has been satisfied at work lately. He was caught in the rain recently. He had a nice bath recently.
He is romantically involved with Ica Volcanicthrower. He is a worshipper of Zostra and a worshipper of Luto Treasurefortunes.
He is a citizen of The Yawning Union. He is a member of The Barbed Bands. He is the mayor of The Barbed Bands. He is the executioner of The Barbed Bands. He is the bureaucrat of The Barbed Bands. He is the broker of The Barbed Bands. He is the former mayor of The Barbed Bands. He arrived at Xugothuro on the 28th of Slate in the year 33.
He is thirty-six years old, born on the 1st of Limestone in the year 1.
He isn't tall but has incredible muscles. His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is braided. His hair is clean-shaven. His protruding aqua eyes are wide-set. His nose bridge is concave. His ears are splayed out. His skin is raw umber.
He is mighty and quick to heal, but he is very quick to tire and really susceptible to disease.
`Kofi the Calm' Ugankaslun likes bone-dry kaolinite, shadesilver, soul gem, Off's unknown frozen creature substance, dices, giant desert scorpions for their domination of the desert lands and whip vines for their length. When possible, he prefers to consume black bullhead, swamp whiskey and corpsetongue spawns. He absolutely detests black sand leeches.
He has a good intellect, willpower, good intuition, a way with words and an ability to read emotions fairly well, but he has poor creativity and next to no natural musical ability.
He is very quick to anger. He can handle stress. He is very distant and reserved. He tends to avoid crowds. He is not a risk-taker. He is willing to compromise with others. He is disorganized. He strives for excellence. He laughs in a unique way when he's nervous.
*MERCHANT GUILD* This man is a member of the high and mighty merchants guild. Controlling the flow of tradegoods and money all over the human realm, each wealthy town will soon see the merchants guild arrive. Its members make excellent traders and bookkeepers, as well as ambassadors.
Tekpriest Ethra. She doesn't always eat mastiffs, but when she does, she prefers them to be steelclad.
`Ethra Tekpriest' Zostralipul has been happy lately. She admired a fine Statue lately. She had a truly decadent drink lately. She had a nice bath recently. She slept in a good bedroom recently. She was caught in the rain recently. She has been satisfied at work lately.
She is a faithful worshipper of Imec the Spongy Mule and a worshipper of Gujeg Sabletunnels.
She is a citizen of The Yawning Union. She is a member of The Barbed Bands. She is the bureaucrat of The Barbed Bands. She arrived at Xugothuro on the 8th of Slate in the year 35.
She is twenty-three years old, born on the 6th of Timber in the year 14.
She is muscular. Her ecru eyes are incredibly close-set. Her nose is sharply hooked. Her nose bridge is concave. Her very short hair is neatly combed. Her head is narrow. Her ears are somewhat splayed out. Her hair is black. Her skin is raw umber.
She is rarely sick and strong.
`Ethra Tekpriest' Zostralipul likes (fishing goods), brass, onyx opal, the color azure, knuckle dusters, quivers and giant desert tortoises for their longevity. When possible, she prefers to consume steelclad mastiff and tuber beer. She absolutely detests butterflies.
She has very good focus and a very good sense of empathy, but she has poor spatial senses and next to no natural musical ability.
She is candid and sincere in dealings with others. She views helping others as an imposition on her time. She is immodest. She is compassionate. She is confident. She often does the first thing that comes to mind. She interrupts others during conversations when she is exasperated.
*ENGINEER GUILD* This woman wants to be a gnome. No really, if she could, he would run away and live in one of their tiny gnome holes. But she cant, so she did the next best thing
'Bigheaded the Cheesy', is getting very rusty at both lying and cheesemaking, but is satisfied nevertheless.
`Bigheaded the Cheesy' Kamcaebe has been happy lately. He had a nice bath recently. He slept in a very good bedroom recently. He dined in a legendary dining room recently. He was caught in the rain recently. He admired a fine Seat lately. He has been satisfied at work lately.
He is romantically involved with Roarsling. He is a worshipper of Ume the Autumnal Gill and a casual worshipper of Imec the Spongy Mule.
He is a citizen of The Yawning Union. He is a member of The Barbed Bands. He is the former caravan leader of The Barbed Bands. He arrived at Xugothuro on the 5th of Sandstone in the year 31.
He has the appearance of somebody that is thirty-eight years old and is one of the first of his kind.
He is broad yet weak. His eyes are gray. His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is braided. His medium-length hair is arranged in double braids. His nose is sharply hooked. His nose bridge is concave. He has very low cheekbones. His somewhat broad tall ears are somewhat splayed out. His skin is raw umber.
He is agile, but he is susceptible to disease, quick to tire and very weak.
`Bigheaded the Cheesy' Kamcaebe likes fine light grey brick, silver, soul gem, trousers, coffins, cavies for their adorable call and boreal tubers for their indigo skins. When possible, he prefers to consume bumblebee mead. He absolutely detests larks.
He has a great deal of patience, a natural ability with music, good creativity and willpower, but he has a meager kinesthetic sense and an iffy memory.
He is comfortable in social situations. He loves a good thrill. When he's nervous, he sometimes cracks his knuckles. When he's annoyed, he starts to talk slowly.
A medium-sized creature prone to great ambition. The folk of men is a great one. They build mighty cities and roads, fortresses and castles. Having an intrepid mind they invented firearms and trade muskets or pistols, even handcannons. Be sure to stay on their side, otherwise a guard squadron will be sent to punish you for your crimes against the empire.