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[blazing glory]

I am the Gunpowder Era assassin!

[Nidilap]

Go to the forest, use Lightning Bolt on a random critter.

[2] You wander about the woods, looking for a critter to blast. But the best you found was a sickly looking squirrel, and even that got away before you reacted.

Go with that mage guy to the forest. Punch out animals.

[4] After a while of tailing the mage, you decide to make a sharp left. You find a deer in the clearing, and smack it to the ground. +1 Deer skin get! +1 Venison get!

I'll be a Green Knight.

[2] You are a squire to the late Green Knight, who died fighting Golem in the North. While you grieve for your knight, you take his sword and helm and run off to a little hamlet.

Read my spell-book and attempt to graffiti the whole village,if a mob interferes run into the woods. Also attempt to ally with the kobbos.

[2] You make a small drawing, and it is not very polite. As you head to the cave, [3] the kobolds do not attack, but usher you away frim the cave.

I am a Giant Ham-Fisted Face Puncher!

[1] You were cursed by a witch to have ham hands.

I am the Gunpowder Era assassin!

[1] You throw sand at people, thiking that's what Gunpowder is.



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[blazing glory]

Go off to the cave and kill the kobolds with my fearsome gunpowder!

[Beirus]

Go prepare to avenge my fallen mentor by fighting kobolds.

[Salsacookies]

I AM HAM!

Ham it up

[Hawk132]

Roundhouse kick another animal!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I cast Ice-9.

[Sarrak]

I am Overlord.

[Nidilap]

Go off to the cave and kill the kobolds with my fearsome gunpowder!

[3] You throw sand haphazardly at the Kobolds, blinding one and surprising 3!

Go prepare to avenge my fallen mentor by fighting kobolds.

[6] You follow the sand tosser and slash two Kobolds down!

I AM HAM!

Ham it up

[5] You bellow about with great gusto about your mighty Ham Strength! In fact, two peasants decide to join you!

Roundhouse kick another animal!

[5] You sprint toward a Moose, and slam the poor bastard into a tree! +1 Moose Skin get! +1 Moose Venison get! +2 Moose Antler get!. You suddenly hear a roar...

I cast Ice-9.

[1+1] You are about to cast an ice spell and shoot at a tree, freezing it. All of a sudden, you hear a roar...

I am Overlord.

[3] You are an Axe Lord. You have a nice Axe.

It is turning dusk.

[Parsely]

I am a gunslinger.

[Sarrak]

HAhaHA! Perfect! Hunt things for their delicious meat.

[Beirus]

Keep fighting kobolds.

[Salsacookies]

Run out and punch monsters in the face.

[Hawk132]

Find out where that roar came from. Kill it.

[Ama]

I am the Purple Mage!