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[heydude6]

clean the corpse with alcohol and dress it in a robe and prop him up like a scarecrow using whatever random materials you find. Make him hold the book of Cthulhu in a reading position and then prop it up in front of that market that was actually a coverup for a crime syndicate. Stay back and watch the fireworks.

Edit: Then see if you can smuggle in the rest of the books of Cthulhu before the fireworks begin

[Liber celi]

Hand out new lasers to vincent, junkies

Ask if any of your followers has experience in designing sacred pamphlets, advertising flyers or at least birthday invitations

[heydude6]

Honestly I don't think it's a good idea to advertise ourselves while the donut is still looking for us. Perhaps we could masquerade as a gentlemens club?

[Liber celi]

Oh, I wasn't suggesting going full Jehova's Witness now. Just see who among our fold can put that printer to good use.

And yes, we should form multiple gentleman clubs and throw big, fancy balls as recruitment ploy, but the slums might be the wrong venue for that-- for now. Maybe we should start with a soup kitchen, pick the most classy destitutes to become our bishops? We have the founds and the manpower to do this, and it wouldn't draw all that much attention.

[Andres]

Regardless of what we do, we should buy some Fancy Boots afterwards. We are currently barefoot.

clean the corpse with alcohol and dress it in a robe and prop him up like a scarecrow using whatever random materials you find. Make him hold the book of Cthulhu in a reading position and then prop it up in front of that market that was actually a coverup for a crime syndicate. Stay back and watch the fireworks.

Edit: Then see if you can smuggle in the rest of the books of Cthulhu before the fireworks begin

+1. -1 to smuggling in more books. That's just asking for trouble from the local crime syndicate. Maybe we can plant the rest in the rooms of popular Donut priests? Once they are inevitably purged the people will be upset, leaving a golden opportunity for us. All this should be done later, of course. For now, let's just focus on the scarecrow plan and relocking the safe once we get a Cthulhu book and the corpse out.

[LuckyKobold]

clean the corpse with alcohol and dress it in a robe and prop him up like a scarecrow using whatever random materials you find. Make him hold the book of Cthulhu in a reading position and then prop it up in front of that market that was actually a coverup for a crime syndicate. Stay back and watch the fireworks.

(OOC: THAT IS GOLDEN! )

Willson equips Vincent and one of the meaner looking junkies with the laser pistols and ask them if any of them know how to work a printer,(8 on 1d12) A junkie speaks up,"Hey uh, I used to be like a Journalist Man...""Smashing!""Uh Okay then."

The other ones get to work on the corpse,(6+1(They've done this before) 7! on 1d6)
The corpse looks exactly like a high ranking mobster and you can't tell the difference at this distance!
Mobster Puppet Gained!

Willson sends in the Junkies and Vincent because he doesn't want to risk his life, Map of Mobster Building Below, It's 12:00 pm.
Key
#:Wall
1:Wooden Floor
2:Staircase
@:Mobster Puppet
J:Junkie
V:Vincent
M:Mobster Guard(Laser Machine Gun)



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"What do I do Bossman?"

[heydude6]

Honestly I have no idea what to do. We could either try to use the puppet to try and convince the guards that we are friendly or we could just murder the 2 guards make their bodies into puppets as well and have them read the books of Cthulhu.

[LuckyKobold]

The mobsters are both slightly drunk,it's midnight,they aren't paying attention and the Junkies all get a +1 to stealth,Vincent gets a +2! Come on guys you guys can think of something.

[heydude6]

Ok since we're all dressed in suits, we have a don puppet and the guards are drunk, I say Go for the try to convince the guards to let us in plan

[Andres]

We could just have a junkie throw things at them from behind a corner, prompting them to chase since lasers can't curve around corners. When they round the corner, we'll surprise them, overpower them, and set up the dummy at the door. The idea to convince the guards to let all their friends inside be arrested and executed will almost certainly not work.

[heydude6]

The problem with that plan is that I don't see any corners to hide in

[Andres]

There has to be some buildings next to it or something.

[Liber celi]

Ok since we're all dressed in suits, we have a don puppet and the guards are drunk, I say Go for the try to convince the guards to let us in plan

+1

It's not like they're going to take a closer look at what out don puppet is reading, right? Right?

[heydude6]

There has to be some buildings next to it or something.

Hey Lucky Kobold, can you zoom out the map a bit?

[LuckyKobold]

Sho'

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Key
#:Road
*:Closed Shops
$:Mobster Shop
J:Group Location

That Good Enough?