Quarter Finals Round Match One Turn TwoTurn to be continued when IronyOwl awakes!IronyOwl:
Points left: 121
Pints drunk: 1
Verbal Warnings: 1Devastator:
Points left: 187
Pints drunk: 1
Bleeding wounds: 1
HP: 10/10Quarter Finals Round Match Two Turn TwoWake up, down a bitter, then throw all three darts at the bullseye at the same time!
Having seen Wolfkit up the ante by stabbing the umpire – albeit accidentally – NAV decides to also attempt the spectacular: the simultaneous 3 dart superstrike!
It doesn't go terribly well!
[4] One dart hits smack bang just below the middle, almost as if to compensate for the following badness: [2] the second (although simultaneous) dart completely misses the board; [1>2-2] and the third dart bounces off the number 1's wiring and shoots back directly towards NAV, aiming directly for his groinbone!
Terrified, NAV leaps out of the way like a retching salmon, only to collide head first with the dart in the umpire's foot, stabbing himself through the cheek and earning himself a Verbal Warning for Ungentlemanly Proximity!
The crowd, being good old-fashioned Men, aren't too sure about this kind of thing, but then everyone in England appreciates a good head butt, so on balance, they all reason, NAV must be a good bloke.
NAV:
Points left: 259
Pints drunk: 2
Verbal Warnings: 1
Bleeding wounds: 2
HP: 7/10Wolfkit:
Points left: 251
Pints drunk: 2
Verbal Warnings: 1
Bleeding wounds: 1
HP: 9/10Quarter Finals Round Match Three Turn TwoWave my hands around, looking pissed, be sober (oh yes!) and repeat. [3x3x20]
In an attempt to placate the crowd, SaberToothTiger waves his hands about, trying to look like a typical drunk – but forgets he has a dart in his hand! [1>4] He accidentally throws his first dart at the ceiling, hitting a light and smashing it, sending a shower of sparks down upon himself. And bits of glass.
Perhaps this is why his next throw is so useless [2], not even making the 7 feet towards the board, and why his third is only moderately better, [3] veering completely off course and only notching a double 20.
Sabertoothtiger:
Points left: 196
Pints drunk: 0
Bleeding wounds: 1
HP:89/10Sarrak:
Points left: 105
Pints drunk: 2Quarter Finals Round Match Four Turn TwoApologize to the crowd with an apologetic lager. Trip treb 20.
Making vague gestures to the crowd, Toaster downs a lager in penance: the onlookers seem to appreciate this noble sacrifice, and watch politely as their potential sporting hero aims his first dart carefully at the small slot of treble 20.
[5] BAM! Some actual success! But Toaster keeps calm – he's a pro at this kind of thing, and:
[4] Bosh! Not good enough to merit all caps, but treble 18 is still pretty sweet.
[4] Oof! A second treble 18 seals the best scoring clutch of darts of the match so far! Several members of the crowd shout things that are actually quite polite!
Toaster can almost taste the semi finals!
Pull the dart out of my buttocks, and throw it at the center. Throw two more at the treble 20. And, of course, drink the Gentleman's brew, bitter.
But Playergamer is also a pro – and a cold-blooded darts-assassin! He pulls the dart right out of his arse, and smacks it straight bang into the bullseye!
[5] Whoof! He pauses to drink another pint of bitter, which certainly doesn't harm his standing with the audience, and launches at the treble 20.
[6>5+2] He splits the treble 20 into 2, and gets his dart through both pieces! The ultra-rare double treble 20!
But then the board falls of the wall with the force of the throw, and the umpire has a quick word.
[2] Playergamer is somewhat subdued after this verbal warning, and throws far too softly, the dart landing about two feet short.
Toaster:
Points left: 88
Pints drunk: 2Playergame:
Points left: 106
Pints drunk: 2
Verbal Warnings: 1
Bleeding wounds: 1
HP: 8/10Crowd:
Average Pints Drunk: 4.5
Current Favourite: Playergamer, SaberToothTiger, NAV, Wolfkit
Current Unfavourite: Toaster, SarrakGM note: When both players are at a low number of points, I will do things in strict initiative order to be fair, which means the order you posted in for the first turn, if I remember it right. Feel free to add conditional darts – i.e. some form of condition to ensure that if you get a certain score you aim for another score. If you see what I mean, it's getting late.