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How often should I post a turn?

As often as possible, and if at least 4 people post their actions.
- 4 (30.8%)
A few times per say, and if at least 5 people post their actions.
- 8 (61.5%)
Only post when everyone has posted their action.
- 1 (7.7%)
Something else. (PM me your idea)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 13


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Author Topic: Roll to Villain  (Read 8792 times)

Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2014, 11:41:04 pm »

 Wolfkit:
[1] You wondered if you could do a worse job than before. The answer now lies before you. The seams are a ripped, part of it isn't even finished, and worst of all, there are no pockets. Also, you seem to have used up your last pieces of clothing trying to make this mess, and now you're only in your underwear. You'll have to do something about that.

 Vivalas:
[4] You manage to create 3, startled dwarves next to you. You try and tell them what to do, but they run inside the house, away from the mounds of poop now piling around you. You follow quickly. Inside is the living room, where the dwarves are nowhere to be found. The effect seems to have worn off, but you still smell horrible.

 NAV:
[1] From what you can tell, there is no money making factory for miles. Nor do they seem to be giving out free tours, for some reason.

 wipeout:
[2] When you enter the club, you hear some jazz music pumping through the speakers. That'll have to do. You focus all your power on the kids on the dance floor, but nothing seems to happen.
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wipeout1024

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2014, 11:42:07 pm »

Try, try again!
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2014, 01:14:12 am »

Bah. Those humans always panic... Buy a really good pizza. Pay the full price and sit on one of now-empty tables to eat it.
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wipeout1024

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2014, 05:13:41 am »

Enter the club, in the guise of wanting to check the place out and practice, and try to incite a disco frenzy there.
Specifically, try this again.
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Yourmaster

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2014, 07:08:32 am »

Use it on somebody near by.
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Vivalas

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2014, 08:08:02 am »

Summon more dwarves mang. Look around the house. Remember to buy a gun or something next time.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2014, 08:55:23 am »

Spoiler: How aboot me? (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2014, 08:57:04 am »

((Well this is just off to a great start))
Ummm.... Okay, I am officially terrible at clothing design. Let's put some clothes on, buy more if I have to. Then pay someone to make my villainous outfit
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2014, 09:42:07 am »

 wipeout:
[4] You give it one, renewed effort. Suddenly, everyone begins to disco! Realizing this, the DJ goes into the back room to dust off some old disco records to play. The DJ stand is unoccupied.

 Sarrak:
[5] You manage to calm down one of the pizza guys to be able to threaten his life with your stack of 5 dollar bills. He jumps into action, taking one of the finished pizzas out of the oven and dumping it on the counter. [2] Eww, broccolli. Will you accept this?

 Yourmaster:
[4] You feel good enough to try again. [6] You turn your power on the incredibly depressed driver inside the car. A raincloud appears above you, and begins to rain on the car. A fire ball shoots from your fingertips and through the window, lighting the car on fire. [2] You light on fire, too!

 Vivalas:
[3] You don't manage to make any dwarves, but you do ussue forth a few bottles of ale. You also forget what guns are.

 Wolfkit:
[2] As you walk to a nearby clothing place, a police car pulls up against you. "Get in the car," says one of the policemen. "You're under arrest for public nudity." This man clearly has no idea who you are.
((I'll do the rest in a sec.))
« Last Edit: December 08, 2014, 09:56:24 am by Tomasque »
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2014, 10:00:42 am »

Well, it's still sate my hunger pretty well. Ask to prepare and pack my favorite one for take-out, though. Pay so that the police officers would have no strong reason (other than mischief) to take me into custody.

Can we have first post modified with our simplified statuses? It warms villain's heart to see his failure of a colleagues in some detail...
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2014, 10:02:30 am »

 Real Name: David Davidson

 Supervillain Name: The Impossible Thief

 Superpowers: The powers of the Impossible Thief including stealing abstract concepts and being able to hide behind poles.

 Goal: To steal everything!

wipeout1024

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2014, 10:10:10 am »

Try to get more people to go inside, and give them small bribes if they don't want to.
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Yourmaster

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2014, 04:59:37 pm »

Stop, drop, roll!
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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2014, 05:49:52 pm »

Maybe like a short status in front of everyone's action, like normal, or arrested, or dead.
Drink ale, leave house, goto town, buy gun.
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Villain
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2014, 06:59:08 pm »

Starting a poll. Please vote.
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