Yourmaster
[1+1] You struggle as much as you can, but you don't succeed. You'll automatically struggle each turn, so you can still use any actions that don't specifically require you to move much.
wipeout:
[2vs6] You begin to dance instead! As you try and snap out, you hear the music in your head... Polka? No, that means- "Marvelous, magnificent! Madonna makes musical mockeries, menacing messes. Miss, may my music make manifest many missed masterpieces. My machination makes movement." At last, the figure moves into the shadows, and you regain control again.
Vivalas:
[6] You enter an ancient dwarven battle-trance. When you come out of it moments later, you find you have summoned 5 warrior swarves to your side. Together you storm the building! [3+1,5+1,3+1,2+1,4+1,2+2 vs 6,4] They are no match for you, and together you defeat them both and make them pay for what they did. [5] This has attracted the attention of the hobos, and one of them approaches you, warily. "Are you the great god of hobos?" he asks.
Sarrak:
[4] You don't run into anyone on the way, but you do get a pretty good look at what their making. [2] To you, it looks like some strange gizmo shaped like a oval, with two disks on each side. You don't know what it's for.
Playergamer:
[4-1] You get around 20 hobos back, but the rest continue to go to whatever part of the city their going to. Oh well.
wipeout:
Inventory:
-300 bucks
Hideout:
-Cheap apartment
Sarrak:
Inventory:
-615 bucks
-Sawed-off shotgun
-4 Big Macs
-7 Small fries
-3 Milkshakes
-14 Apple pies
Hideout:
-Normal house
NAV:
Inventory:
-Diploma of Evilness
Hideout:
None
Yourmaster:
Inventory:
-3000 bucks
-Some ice
Hideout:
-Mansion style house
Status:
Mauled
Vivalas:
Inventory:
-150 bucks
-Pickaxe
-3 donkey brains
-Crossbow (10 bolts)
-Battle hammer (+1 attack)
-Steel armor
-Dwarven urgosh (+1 attack)
Minions:
-5 warrior dwarves
Hideout:
None
Playergamer:
Inventory:
-300 bucks
Minions:
-20 hobos
Hideout:
-Sewer maintenance room