Turn 3Pick up my gear, make sure I'm not going to accidentally harm baton someone, and start my patrol.
Default Joe Shmoe, security officerLocation: Dormitory Maintenance
Status:
NormalYou pick up your gear, and get on patrol. You elect to walk through maintenance. You leave Security and enter Dormitory Maintenance. (Sekret Roll) Nothin' to see as of yet.
Bork furiously at the bartender and try to bork (convince) the Captain that Pun Pun needs to be given to me for science.
Bork von McSwede, chefLocation: Bar
Status:
Swedish"BORK BORK BORK! I HEFE A ZE PUN PUN FROM ZE BARTENDER FOR ZE SCIENCE!"The Captain ignores you and leaves the room.
The Bartender says, "Ah'm watching ya pard'ner."
PREPARE THE DEFENSES AND SET SOME STUFF TO STUN IF INFO ON VOX RAIDERS SUGGEST THAT THEY AREN'T IMMUNE
poketwo, AILocation: Unknown Satellite
Status:
FuckedYou prepare the imaginary defenses. (4) You detect a Securitron and activate it.
[1 Turn till vox board your little mancave.]
[SMES Charge: 70%] (5)x2
Ignore the chef, head towards the sound of the thud.
John Saddler, captain:Location: Engineering Foyer
Status:
Normal(5) You locate the sound of the explosion to be near Engineering, but it gets confirmed over the radio anyhow.
You leave the Bar and walk towards Engineering. You are in the Foyer. hazard shutters deploy over the double doors leading into the Engine Room. It seems the breach is in the Engineering Workshop.
Leave the Primary Tool Storage room, and wander the hallways.
Luz Rameriz, assistantLocation: Starboard Primary Hallway
Status:
Slightly Hurt,l Winded,
Left Leg: SprainedYou leave tool storage and head starboard. You (6) pass the janitor, rolling and ducking through the halls, feeling like a badass. Maybe you should join a secret agency or something. By the enterance to Medbay you notice the Clown. He honks in your face and attempts to push you down. (Rameriz: 1) (Clown: 6) The clown leaps up like a panther and glides gracefully through the air. His arms collide with your chest, flooring you. (Rameriz: 2) You land akwardly on the floor, spraining your leg. The clown sticks his bike horn in your face, honking. He then farts down your nose, and walks into the Medbay, looking for another victim.
Savanlya Gerthun [145.9] says: Someone tell NanoTrasen that their wrenches are shoddy.
Get another wrench from one of the tool boxes and start working on the cyborg again.
Svanlya Gerthun, robotocistLocation: Robotics
Status:
Slightly Hurt,
Slight Pain(4) You manage to mostly ignore the pain from the wrench handle lodged in your foot. You grab another wrench (1-1 = 0), and, god damnit how do you even use these things? In a few minutes you manage to reduce your robotic cyborg shell into a pile of useless scrap. Damn, maybe you should of gone to school or something?
I would like to play as a miner
Head to primary tool storage then grab any items on this list
Insulated gloves , toolbox , screwdriver , flashlight , wire , wirecutters , wrench , multitool , t scanner , station bounced radio , air canisters , magboots
Default Bob Blob, minerLocation: Primary Tool Storage
Status:
NormalArrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Default Bob Blob, miner, has arrived on the station.You head to primary tool storage and start stuffing shit into your backpack. (5), you manage to fit most of it except for the flashlight. You don't find any insulated gloves, air canisters, or magboots. Maybe you should check mining for those?
Howitzer Turnkey- Clown.
Howitzer Turnkey, clownLocation: Arrivals Shuttle
Status:
HONK!Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Howitzer Turnkey, clown, has arrived on the station."((BY the way there are two clowns, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!!))
You are on the arrivals shuttle. There are some wardrobes and chairs here. There are 4 docking ports, 2 on each side of the shuttle, that lead to the station.
Stand up, walk carefully, get back PDA, continue with work.
Adam Tom, assistantLocation: Engineering
Status;
Slightly HurtYou stand up and (2) stumble around sliding towards engineering, face planting and sliding through the doors, still without a PDA. Perhaps the Janitor could be taught a lesson about not being an assholio? The Janitor whistles and continues down the hallway, towards Cargo.
GM: So yeah, some rather hilarious shit going on in Robotics, hold up, generating end of turn report, I wouldn't post until I finish it.Round 1:Players: poketwo, AI
Savanlya Gerthun, robotocist
John Saddler, captain
Luz Rameriz, assistant
Adam Tom, assistant
Bork von McSwede, chef
Default Joe Shmoe, security officer
Default Bob Blob, miner
Howitzer Turnkey, clown
Alert Status: GreenDead (Players):Comms:Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Default Joe Shmoe, Security Officer, has arrived on the station."
Eric Carp [145.9] exclaims, "how am set up supermatter!!?!"
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Bork von McSwede, Chef, has arrived on the station."
Matthew Houser [145.9] says. "wow, noob"
Harold Jenkins [145.9] says, "damniittttt.. carp just blew himself up with a fuel tank in 'gineering!"
Svanlya Jenkins [145.9] says, "Someone tell NanoTrasen that their wrenches are shoddy."
Mathew Houser [145.9] says, "wow, sucks to suck."
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Default Bob Blob, Miner, has arrived on the station."
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Howitzer Turnkey, Clown, has arrived on the station."
Harold Jenkins [145.9] says, "heh, lol"
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