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Helgoland

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What would BLANK do?
« on: December 05, 2014, 01:12:39 pm »
New game: Each participant posts a situation and a person, next one has to answer what that person would do in that situation.

A hotel room filled to the brim with coke and semi-conscious groupies. What would Jesus do?
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2014, 02:23:59 pm »
Snort some coke, continue preaching.

Many mini magic monkeys merrily making madness. What would I do?
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2014, 05:08:02 pm »
Enslave the monkeys and rule the world.
The Toast is Ready! What would Lyeos do?
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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2014, 05:12:15 pm »
Try to rolled a save against the toast burning the roof oh his mouth.

Survival Island is a competitive and dangerous place.  What would Justin Beiber do?
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2014, 05:16:06 pm »
Have an angry breakdown.

The truck carrying pipes has suddenly stopped, sending it's cargo through the windshield of the car behind. Internal organs are pierced! What would you do?
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Lyeos

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2014, 05:29:07 pm »
Harvest the organs - I don't even have a vehicle.

Tiny alligators have latched onto your ears. What would ya do?
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The Toast is Ready! What would Lyeos do?
Why, even?
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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2014, 05:34:11 pm »
Shoot them repeatedly. Then keep shooting them. Then reload. Then shoot them some more. Finally yell "THEY CAME RIGHT AT ME!" and go to the hospital.

Jesus somehow finds himself in the modern world after a coke and groupie incident, and must fight off a gang. What would he do?
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 05:46:39 pm »
Tank all their attacks until they get bored and leave, feeling embarrassed.

An infomercial is the only job in town and cash is badly needed! What would Shakespeare do?
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2014, 05:49:38 pm »
Write dirty jokes everywhere in the infomercial. Everywhere.
Someone has defiled you horseless carriage with lewd phrases. What does Fancyhat McGentleman do. (This is the 21st century he's just weird.)
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The Toast is Ready! What would Lyeos do?
Why, even?
I thought The toast is ready. Then I thought The Toast is Ready. Then I thought prophesy toast hehe. Then I thought about all the times you mentioned world domination.
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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2014, 07:29:00 pm »
Be offended and call the Guards cops.

A pirate captain and his ship are surrounded by enemy ships. What would I do?
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Andres

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2014, 07:41:29 pm »
Continue watching the news you lazy bum. :P

USA launches an unprovoked attack against North Korea. What would Zeus do?
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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2014, 07:42:39 pm »
You would cower behind a box.  :P

Clap slowly and toss in some lightning.

A sky-shark has just devoured both of your legs and is coming back for your arms. What would you do?
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2014, 07:44:22 pm »
(Not-so-)Subtly mess with things by intervening for the grown children he's sired on both sides.
Crawl under table with knife!

Oh no! It's another zombie apocalypse! What would Gandhi do?
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Helgoland

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2014, 07:59:02 pm »
He just wouldn't give a fuck.

After fighting off the gang, Jesus is in desparate need of cash. What would he do?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

Prophet

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2014, 08:06:05 pm »
He would rob a bank.

I'm behind a box while my crew are fighting the enemy. What would I do?

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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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