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Author Topic: What would BLANK do?  (Read 2009 times)

Stirk

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2014, 08:08:22 pm »

Go deaf from forgetting hearing protection, then get shot for violating so much gun safety and cover protocol. Boxes make for great concealment, but no cover. Slowly bleed to death as the cops show up. Unless the Jesus that they are fighting comes and heals you!

A man walks out of a bar and sees Jesus robbing a bank. What would Obama do if he was the man?
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Prophet

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2014, 09:41:13 pm »

Call the police.

I'm in a hospital on a bed recovering from my bullet wounds. What would I do.
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2014, 10:46:58 pm »

Lapse into unconsciousness as the IV gets into your veins.

There's rioting on the streets. What would Mr. Rogers do?
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Prophet

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2014, 02:00:44 am »

((I have no idea who Mr. Rogers is so.))

He would riot too!

You are surrounded by your enemy. What would you do?
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2014, 10:45:51 am »

((Does not know... wait, are you American?))

Fight dirty or turn the other cheek, depending.

The house is on fire! What do you do?
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Lyeos

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2014, 11:28:06 am »

Throw Prophet in for not knowing Mr. Rogers!

Your head is stuck in the toilet. What would you do?
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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2014, 11:37:41 am »

Smack it with a heavy object until it cracks. My head is invincible, so meh.

The sky is falling. It just so happens to be made of water. What would I do?
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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2014, 12:22:02 pm »

http://youtu.be/w40ushYAaYA?t=50s

God tells the president to sacrifice his firstborn.  What would congressional republicans do?
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Prophet

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2014, 04:21:31 pm »

Riot?

You are being attacked by zombies. What do you do.

((Hugo if your asking if i'm American yes I am. Where did you think I was from? Mars?  :P ))
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Stirk

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2014, 04:28:37 pm »

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((Hugo if your asking if i'm American yes I am. Where did you think I was from? Mars?  :P ))

Your AMERICAN and never heard of Mr.Rodger's Neighborhood? I though the only people who didn't know that where from mars. So yeah.

Shoot them. Zombies are week and bullets are strong. I have more bullets than there are zombies.

Oprah has been kidnapped by aliens! What would she do?
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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2015, 07:51:54 pm »

Begin screaming prophecies at the top of your lungs to distract the enemy so you can have a safe escape



I'm walking through the woods and my phone is dead. That's when I spot him, Shus Leabuff. He's following me about thirty feet back, he gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. What would I do?
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2015, 07:53:52 pm »

Run

The earth is struck by a meteorite and the shockwave is headed your way. What do you do?
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Prophet

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2015, 04:27:11 pm »

Scream about the great heresy and the end of the world then die.

Your waiting in a line at a store. What do you do?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2015, 04:30:25 pm »

Patiently wait and sneer at the annoying blonde white girl that doesn't understand grammar... Or anything for that matter


Urist is stuck at the elven trade depot. What does he do?
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WillowLuman

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Re: What would BLANK do?
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2015, 04:32:10 pm »

Sigh in exasperation and continue holding his bin full of lead bars for another 3-4 hours.

In the middle of the road, a shiny demon shines. What do you do?
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