they take a swing at my miners digging a 30 floor deep trench and make the morons dodge into it. Or into lava. Or into a lake and drown. Especially not fun when they make a guy dodge off a bridge over the ocean, with giant sharks below...
Listen, lad. I've built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp.
All the kings said I was daft to dig a trench in a swamp, but I dug it all the same, just to show 'em.
The first miner was mauled by badgers. So, I sent a second one. That one dodged off a bridge and drowned.
So I sent a third one. That one dodged off a cliff, fell into the magma, jumped out into the river, and was eaten by giant sharks.
But the fourth one dug the trench! An' that's what your gonna get, lad -- the finest trench in these islands!