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[Staalo]

With "did not mind" did you mean that it had no difficulty killing him or that it didn't attack him?
Also, the mental image is adorable.

It didn't even try to attack him after he went down; I think it was embarrassed about the whole situation and didn't want to draw any more attention.

While we're talking about pathetic semi-megabeasts, the same fort also got three minotaurs who got beaten to death by dwarven children.

[smeeprocket]

man, minotaurs are usually at least a slight threat. I assume you just produce badass children. They probably pop out with full grown beards. (and as we know, both genders can grow glorious, majestic beards.)

[CrazyEyes]

Last year a werelizard showed up and proceeded to murder the crap out of a wild boar before turning back into a dwarf CHILD and fleeing from the map.  I didn't even need my military for that one.

...so did the boar turn into a lizard on the next full moon?

No, on account of it having been killed.

[Staalo]

man, minotaurs are usually at least a slight threat. I assume you just produce badass children. They probably pop out with full grown beards. (and as we know, both genders can grow glorious, majestic beards.)

To be honest, the children in question were in a "dwarven day care" program... but still, they were unarmed five-year olds and no self-respecting minotaur should keel over that easily.

[TheHossofMoss]

My latest siege consisted of one goblin. He promptly left after walking around for 3 seconds.

[StagnantSoul]

Just had a minotaur show up, brandishing an iron two hand sword. Oh no! I don't have a military running! Quick, behind the- the minotaur has been struck down? Seriously? *Checks the report*... A... A... A dog killed it... Bit it's foot, then clawed it's way to it's brain.... Woah.

[Aslandus]

Just had a minotaur show up, brandishing an iron two hand sword. Oh no! I don't have a military running! Quick, behind the- the minotaur has been struck down? Seriously? *Checks the report*... A... A... A dog killed it... Bit it's foot, then clawed it's way to it's brain.... Woah.

Did the dog look like this?

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[RanDomino]

Dark Stranglers.

[Thisfox]

Just had a minotaur show up, brandishing an iron two hand sword. Oh no! I don't have a military running! Quick, behind the- the minotaur has been struck down? Seriously? *Checks the report*... A... A... A dog killed it... Bit it's foot, then clawed it's way to it's brain.... Woah.

Did the dog look like this?

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...every elfs worst nightmare...

[Naryar]

Dark Stranglers.

Saying a dark strangler is pathetic is somewhat redundant.