Unable to decide which power to try using first, you aim for the spot between the fuzzy and lumpy sections of your mind. A tentacle emerges from your left ear with a loud splorch.
We should totally scratch ourselves behind ears right now.
Ahhhh, there's the spot. Nothing like a tentacle to scratch yourself behind the ears with. After a few good minutes of scratching, you decide to try using both powers at once. What's the worst that can happen, right? You use your brain tentacle to grasp one of the lumps (there are definitely only seven lumps... do they grow back or something?) from the lumpy power and throw it at the fuzzy power (you're pretty sure is winning the purring contest) gets a good hard poke from your brain tentacle and... FOOM! Rainbow coloured smoke erupts from your hat, which is now being worn by a very large, very shaggy brown cat, sitting atop your head. It stares down at you with oddly familiar brown eyes, still purring loudly. It takes you only a moment to place them: they are your old eyes, and that hair is your old hair. It's even styled the same, except for the fact that it is now on a cat.
The cat gives you an unimpressed glance then leaps off into the air. It hovers, unsupported by anything yet somehow flying. The cat, which probably needs a name, begins to groom itself.
Name: Veebop Quiddlesticks the Fourth
Titles: Lord of the Vrie, Keeper of Mool, Granj-Hoper of Kiddle-tip the Eip, Cat Owner.
Status: Soggy. Purring. Wishing you could fly.
Powers Available:
???: Feels fuzzy. Summons cats? Or a cat? The cat flies.
?!?: Feels slimy and cold.
!?!: Six out of seven lumps left. You're not sure what this did.
!!!: Gooey. Slightly sticky.
??!: Smooth, like polished crystal.
!!?: Powdery. Makes your brain sneeze.
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