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Author Topic: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.  (Read 14973 times)

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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #255 on: December 19, 2014, 09:08:41 am »

You attempt to charm the doggy with adorableness.
You realize you're still soaked with booze, blood, and vomit, right?
The dog starts licking your hand.
You aren't sure if it's from you or the booze.
You head to the church, with the dog following you.
It's a small, wooden building, with a rather large pair of doors in the front.

You are still very hungry and thirsty.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #256 on: December 19, 2014, 12:42:42 pm »

Go round the back, see if they have a well. If they do, have a drink and clean up some.
Also, think of a quasi-religious name for the dog that is not the name of something eldrich and purple.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #257 on: December 19, 2014, 01:02:19 pm »

Get inside and beg for food and drink. Be non-hostile.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #258 on: December 19, 2014, 01:14:29 pm »

I approve of the eating, after we drink and clean.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #259 on: December 19, 2014, 02:35:16 pm »

I approve of the eating, after we drink and clean.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #260 on: December 19, 2014, 03:09:53 pm »

You try to think of a name for the dog.
L'il Shogoth? Oh right, nothing eldritch.
You head around back.
Sure enough, there is a well.
You head over to it and start raising the bucket up.
The water looks clean.
You drink some. You feel refreshed.
"May I help you with something?"
You turn around to see a guy in a brown robe, and shaved head.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #261 on: December 19, 2014, 03:11:53 pm »

"Not unless you have a job that needs doing, and a meal for those that do it."
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #262 on: December 19, 2014, 03:42:37 pm »

"Not unless you have a job that needs doing, and a meal for those that do it."
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #263 on: December 19, 2014, 06:00:45 pm »

"Not unless you have a job that needs doing, and a meal for those that do it."
"Ah, so you are some kind of a..." he waves his hands vaguely, "Mercenary?"
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #264 on: December 19, 2014, 07:44:55 pm »

"Mercenary? No, I am just looking for work and a meal. Why, do you need one? I could always try my hand at being one..."
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« Reply #265 on: December 19, 2014, 08:24:31 pm »

"Mercenary? No, I am just looking for work and a meal. Why, do you need one? I could always try my hand at being one..."
+1 Name the doggy Sheogorath.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #266 on: December 19, 2014, 08:49:14 pm »

+1 Name the doggy Sheogorath.
Quit trying to do things that would get the church to eat us. We may want to join the church, then become the eldrich thingie on planet. -1 to crazy name.

Instead, how about Mastah Dog?
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« Reply #267 on: December 19, 2014, 08:51:31 pm »

+1 Name the doggy Sheogorath.
Quit trying to do things that would get the church to eat us. We may want to join the church, then become the eldrich thingie on planet. -1 to crazy name.

Instead, how about Mastah Dog?
I won't stop but I like the name so +1 to that name.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #268 on: December 20, 2014, 09:08:06 am »

You decide to call it Mastah Dog.
"Mercenary? No, I am just looking for work and a meal. Why, do you need one? I could always try my hand at being one..."
The man tilts his head to the side, "Come inside, I will give you some food. There is something I wish to show you."
He starts heading to the front of the church.
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Re: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.
« Reply #269 on: December 20, 2014, 10:26:24 am »

Follow the man.
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