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[Worldmaster27]

Read the book, and use the knowledge/power of the Spirits to persuade him into joining our noble crusade.

[mastahcheese]

You crack open the book, and a totally expected wave of light rushes over you!
Your Piety has increased!
Your Eloquence has increased!
Your Destiny has increased!
You shout to the Mariachi Man. "How would you like to join my crusade?"
The Mariachi Man ignores you, and breathes a fireball at you! "ĦEl Diablo!"

[Worldmaster27]

Smite the heathen with a cleansing light.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Smite the heathen with a cleansing light.

By that we mean punch him.

[Aseaheru]

With the book.

[Prophet]

Smite the heathen with a cleansing light.

By that we mean punch him.

While yelling out about our undying love for him!

[mastahcheese]

You leap into the sky!
The fireball impacts with the tower of dirt you were standing on, and it explodes!
You crash down in front of the Mariachi Man, and your fist glows with the light of a thousand suns!
"Feel my eternal loooooove~~~~!!"
You punch the Mariachi Man, and he flies backwards off the tower, and a shockwave of light follows after him, causing a fierce explosion that rocks the area!
The tower you are on crumbles into nothing, and you fall...

You wake up in an alleyway.
This may be the same one you were in previously.

[Aseaheru]

Check inventory

[Prophet]

While swearing to find our love so that we can show him more of our fists of love!

[mastahcheese]

You check your pockets.
Your money and dagger are gone, so you basically have nothing but the clothes you're wearing.

You are very hungry and thirsty.

[AoshimaMichio]

Pray for success. Scavange all trash piles in this alley. Maybe there's something edible, even rats will do.
And save the game!

[Worldmaster27]

Pray for success. Scavange all trash piles in this alley. Maybe there's something edible, even rats will do.
And save the game!

+1 & check our stats

[Prophet]

Pray for success. Scavange all trash piles in this alley. Maybe there's something edible, even rats will do.
And save the game!

+1 & check our stats

+1 I'm to lazy to think of a bad idea to suggest right now.

[Ama]

Pray for success. Scavange all trash piles in this alley. Maybe there's something edible, even rats will do.
And save the game!

Its time to find a cat to eat!

[mastahcheese]

Thank Muut for Prophet's laziness.


You open up the main menu to check your stats.
You're level 1, and in deplorable health.
Your stats are as follows:
Strength: 10 | Agility: 10 | Toughness: 10
Logic: 10 | Focus: 10 | Willpower: 10
Piety: 12 | Eloquence: 12 | Destiny: 12

In other words, you suck.
You save the game.

You try to pray, but don't know the names of any gods.
You look around in the filth of the alleyway, but don't find anything edible.
There is a small dog looking at you at the end of the alley.