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Author Topic: Lapse 2 [TSG]: Chapter 1: Bar fights never end well.  (Read 15207 times)

Worldmaster27

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #165 on: December 07, 2014, 01:38:08 pm »

Knock, and ask if they'd be interested in buying some hastur scout cookies.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #166 on: December 07, 2014, 04:37:03 pm »

Knock, and ask if they'd be interested in buying some hastur scout cookies.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #167 on: December 09, 2014, 08:10:09 am »

You knock on the door politely.
After a short while, the door opens, and two men are standing there.
One has a chisled face, and is holding his eyes open in a menacing manner. He looks rather Russian, and is wearing a thick coat.
The other man is considerably thinner, and is wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
He looks markedly American.
"Hi! Would you be interested in-"
The American grabs you by the throat, and pulls you in through the doorway, slamming you into the floor.
"Who sent you?"
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #168 on: December 09, 2014, 08:12:18 am »

"N..no oone... I live nearby, and decided to explore the place..."
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #169 on: December 09, 2014, 08:15:32 am »

"Hmmm, good question there.
My own brain, if memory serves, though perhaps it could have been from Mutt, who knows, right?"
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #170 on: December 09, 2014, 10:37:31 am »

"Hmmm, good question there.
My own brain, if memory serves, though perhaps it could have been from Mutt, who knows, right?"

"Wait, no, not Mutt. Muut. He messes with my memory just like that."
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #171 on: December 09, 2014, 03:14:25 pm »

"Hmmm, good question there. My own brain, if memory serves, though perhaps it could have been from Mutt, who knows, right?"
The American and Russian give each other sideways glances.
"Wait, no, not Mutt. Muut. He messes with my memory just like that."
The American speaks up, "What the hell are you-"
"Perhaps he is being compelled against his will, and is trying to tell us?" The Russian interjects.
The American, who was holding up his fist, takes a more relaxed stance.
"Compelled by who, then? Who's Muut?"
"I do not know. It is not familier to me."
They give you an odd look.
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #172 on: December 09, 2014, 03:20:27 pm »

Stick out a hand for shaking
"Im (insert our name here
(We really never checked? Silly of us...)) whats yours?"
"Oh, dont mind Mutt over there, hes just being Etherial and all. The twerp."
« Last Edit: December 09, 2014, 05:43:26 pm by Aseaheru »
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #173 on: December 09, 2014, 05:15:14 pm »

Stick out a hand for shaking
"Im (insert our name here
(We really never checked? Silly of us...)[/b], whats yours?"
"Oh, dont mind Mutt over there, hes just being Etherial and all. The twerp."[/b]
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: Chapter 1: Of Muut and Mariachi Men
« Reply #174 on: December 10, 2014, 06:13:17 pm »

You, still laying on the floor with a hand at your throat, hold out your hand.
"I don't remember my name. whats yours?"
They look at each other again.
"Oh, dont mind Mutt over there, hes just being Etherial and all. The twerp."
The Russian speaks up.
"Sounds like he's being compelled."
"Then he'll lead whoever's controlling him back to us."
"You're correct. There is only one way to be safe."

The last thing you see is the bottom of the Russian's boot.

You have Died
You made it to Chapter 1.
You survived 1 night.
You ate a total of 3 meals.
You made it to level 1.
You obtained the book of Ecneilliser.
You have defeated 0 foes.
You have defeated 1 Mariachi Man.
You have obtained 0 supernatural powers.
You were struck down by Rasputin, level 8 Elder.

GAME OVER
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: GAME OVER: Don't mess with Elders.
« Reply #175 on: December 10, 2014, 06:15:39 pm »

>Load autosave

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: GAME OVER: Don't mess with Elders.
« Reply #176 on: December 10, 2014, 06:17:25 pm »

>Load last save, with meta-knowledge
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: GAME OVER: Don't mess with Elders.
« Reply #177 on: December 10, 2014, 06:18:49 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Lapse [TSG]: GAME OVER: Don't mess with Elders.
« Reply #178 on: December 10, 2014, 06:26:50 pm »

You facepalm as the screen fades to black.
The main menu comes up.

>New Game
>Load Saved Game
>Options
>Quit
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Re: Lapse [TSG]: GAME OVER: Don't mess with Elders.
« Reply #179 on: December 10, 2014, 06:27:56 pm »

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