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[Fniff]

Well, it'd be fun to find out, won't it? Besides, we already know we play DF.

[Lyeos]

We don't. We don't know that we aren't, though.
Though I was thinking that we could get whatshisface that cat, since he wanted to cook one.
Yes, that was a joke.

[Aseaheru]

Aslong as we dont cook it, Im fine with that plan.

Also, what does DF have to do with being gay, or loving furries?

[Fniff]

What I mean is, we'd discover more about our character (And thus, get things done) then we would just playing DF. Besides, it's a bit silly going through all the effort of simulating playing DF in a suggestion game when you can just play DF in real life.

[Aseaheru]

Yah, but this is fun.

[Fniff]

Yeeeees, but it's basically playing Dwarf Fortress through a GM.
Look, we don't necessarily need to look up gay furry meetup sites (My original suggestion was just to look at dating websites), but we should probably move on. A few posts of playing DF is enough in my opinion.

[Worldmaster27]

PTW

[Prophet]

... This is nice and all, but... Do we really want to simulate what we're all going to be doing this Saturday? Let's do something none of us would ever do!
Look up internet gay furry dating websites.

+1

Let's go with the homeopathic method of dating: the more specific you get, the more likely it is to succeed.

+1

[mastahcheese]

We are currently at a tie between looking up gay furry dating websites, and playing Dwarf Fortress.
This got weird fast.

You go back to the computer.
Oh shit! While you were looking out the window, you forgot to pause the game, and the uninjured miner is now wrestling an undead yeti.
You hit the pause button to rethink things.
You consider your actions in the game, and get the brief thought about dating a gay furry.
You know, you can't say you wouldn't find it interesting because you've never tried.
You push that thought aside for the moment to ponder the abandoned office building. Sure is odd.
You suddenly feel like doing something reckless. Hmm.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Right then, let's see about that abandoned office building.
OFF WE GOOOO!

[AoshimaMichio]

Right then, let's see about that abandoned office building.
OFF WE GOOOO!

Take some exploratory supplies with us. For example a flashlight.

[Fniff]

Also, do we have a mobile phone?

[mastahcheese]

Supplies, supplies.
What do you have?
You go into your closet and open up the filing cabinet.
Yup, your flashlight is there.
You put it in your left knee pocket.
You don't have a mobile phone.
You check for other supplies.
The vase in the living room contains an umbrella, a wooden broom handle with no head, and a single dull arrow. The pitifully small bow is propped up against it. You haven't used it since you were a kid. And you don't fancy the idea of getting arresting for carrying a weapon.
You get the feeling that there are other areas if the apartment you haven't searched thoroughly yet.

[Fniff]

Take the umbrella. It might rain, and you could certainly hit a crackhead with it if worse comes to worse.

[mastahcheese]

You grab the umbrella and twirl it in your hands.
You do some last minute checks.
It is 6:58 am.
You are wearing your cargo pants and t-shirt.
You have your wallet in your left hand pocket.
You have a flashlight in your left knee pocket.
You are not hungry, thirsty, or tired. You feel well.
You are holding your umbrella in your right hand.
You feel rather tough, willful, and lucky.

Is there anything else you wish to do?