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[Aseaheru]

After we get embarked. Otherwise we have to find the place again.

[Lyeos]

After we get embarked. Otherwise we have to find the place again.

... I support this compromise. +1

[Prophet]

After we get embarked. Otherwise we have to find the place again.

... I support this compromise. +1

If Lyeos supports it then it must be a smart choice! +1

[mastahcheese]

You set up the squad of 4 axedwarves, and equipment for the quartet.
Of the remaining 3, there is a doctor and two miners, as well as 10 war dogs.
You set it up for there to be plenty of food, drink, and seeds.
You hit "Embark!" and watch it count down two weeks before setting you up in the frozen hellhole.
You then save and quit, and close out of Dwarf Fortress.

You then realize you forgot to actually check the name of the fortress. Oh well.
You get up from your seat. You're feeling rather hungry, thirsty, and tired.

The clock says it it now 9:37 pm.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Pretend to be a secret agent sneaking to wherever the kitchen is while humming the Mission impossible theme, then see what we have in the way of food.

[Aseaheru]

And seeing if we have a working stove, kettle, running water and something to devolve in the boiling water.
Like tea.
Or instant coffee
or the inevitable drug joke.

[Nunzillor]

If no food can be found, take rifle and head out of the log cabin for some night hunting.

[mastahcheese]

You start humming to yourself and go through the non-closet door stealthily.
It opens into a small hallway with two doors to the left. The end of the hallway opens up into the kitchen and living room.
You walk in. The kitchen is attached to the living room by a countertop-window thing, and has a stove and refrigerator, as well as multiple cabinets and a sink.
The living room has a table and chair, as well as a large pot with a variety of objects jutting out of it.
You don't see any rifles or other firearms.

Opening the refrigerator reveals a bare sight. There are 4 cans of pink lemonade, and a clove of garlic that's starting to sprout.
In the cabinets, you find some pots, pans, and other kitchen tools, as well as 3 packs if ramen noodles and a small box of tea pouches.

[Fniff]

Don't look in the mirror. Look out the window.

[Ama]

Take cloves of garlic and search for our cat. Its time to make Dwarven cat brain biscuits with garlic and extra cat!

[Lyeos]

Don't look in the mirror. Look out the window.

No, pop open a can and gaze deeply into the pink lemonade.

[Aseaheru]

As we make a thing of Ramen.
Lament our lack of lettuces to put in the ramen. Pat the cat, and only pat the cat.

[mastahcheese]

Theres actually two windows. One in the bedroom, and one in the living room. There's also another door in the living room.
You try looking out one, but it's too dark to see.
You look around for a cat, but can't actually find any.
You put some water in a pot and start heating it, and set a pack of ramen down beside it, then get a can of pink lemonade out if the fridge and open it.

Yup. Looks like pink lemonade.

[Prophet]

Make ramen!

[Aseaheru]

Get out a bowl and a spoon to eat with, also a cup. Cant eat meals without utensils.
If utensils are dirty, clean them.